I've Been Making Beer for Two Years Now and I'm Not Telling You

"I made Jesus about 15 or 20 liters of this beer mix which was this syrup that you got in a can. I left it inside the wheelie bin to ferment for two weeks what a bed sheet over it and I fattered all the instructions" "After two weeks I mean it kind of looked like beer it was it was for me at the top," he says. 'It tastes a little bit like sour milk and vinegar but I don't really know what beer tastes like so I have to assume it's correct' He then went to the lads and told them: "Our problems are solved I've been making beer"