How Can We Wet This Bed?

Parents asked, how can we make this boy want to stop wetting his bed? What were his wants? Or first, he wanted to wear pajamas like daddy instead of wearing a nightgown. Grandmother was getting fed up with his nocturnal iniquities so she gladly offered a buy-in of hair of pajamas if he'd reform. A grandma didn't object. His mother took him to a department store in Brooklyn and winked at the sales girl who made him feel important. He stood a couple of inches taller and said, I want to buy a bed for myself. The father obeyed Charles Schwab's injunction: "Be hearty in the house