The History of Forks

Forks are incredibly new. Knives, very old. Used them for killing things. I don't use a lot of knives in my house though. Do you cook? No, I mean like to eat. The fork does the knifing. A modern table, a quote unquote modern western table setting,. There's like three different forks. Of course. Louis the 14th allegedly at least invented high heels to make his own calves like good. That guy sucked. He had sexy calves.