Baseball, Culinary Battleship, and Consumer Product Goods With Melissa Facchina and Marguerite Mariscal
The Dave Chang Show
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The Cotton Candy King
Cotton candy is a rip-off. Peanuts are suppressing us. Cracker Jack's all the nuts fall to the bottom. You don't admire the hustle a little bit? No. If you could sell cotton candy and you could sell a teaspoon of sugar for 13 bucks, you wouldn't do it. The things that I wish that I did, like I sold coffee because it's a fucking legal drug. And I wish I was the cotton candy king. That's what we call you behind your back, though. Cotton candy king. Should it all be upgraded? Okay, let's try it then. Let's play this game then. It probably costs legitimately three cents to
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