"I have this hachy motos thyroiditis. I meany i i my first job was it a grocery store," he says. "He told these customers, if they didn't have juicer, which most of them didn't, that they could put celery in a blunder and strain out the pulp ... Or you could just eat the fuckin celery." He is a regular contributor to goop.
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