The Toothpick Dispenser

Annie bought some, and that's like a, you know, up to date modern toothpick dispenser. He thing is, it's really crap at the jab. You're sitting there for like six minutes, like, trying to shake a single toothpick out of this thing. Seems like it shouldn't be so complicated, physically speaking,. But they become like a non newtonian fluid in there, and they all lock up strange ways. And like, i don't know, it's a conspiracy.