Celery and Juicing

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There is a single person who sort of created this craze. Bob celery suse act hasn't had nothing to do with the vegetable i'm sorryi his name is celler e juice. He contends that this is not a health trend, because health trends are propelled by big money and advertising and promotion. There's something so interesting that, as income inequality has become objectively a bigger cone urn, all of these diet fad promising miracle cure bulshit have put themselves into that funnel now.

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