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Ep 122: Meera Syal

Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster

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I'd Love to Live in a Bag of Cristmanstead of a Lamp

i wonder if i could get away with going into the soup market eating a bag of crisps, and that's the only thing i take to the check out. I bet stephen graham eats food when he walks round saint e. You wouldn't stop him, would you?  I'd see him move with the food towards i belf i would grab his wrist o say, not so fast. And then he' dead. It'd be the last thing he did if he tried that,. james, he would. He would fold you up and put you in that bag of Crisps and then put it back on the shelf. Lovely. Think say, hush,

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