
Ep 168: Alison Spittle
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
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Tap Water Is Better Than Toilet Paper
I think wiping you arse with 10 pound note it's gonna be harder because they're like water resistant. my village has diarrhea overdrawn at the cash machine in your village so yeah I'd love it from my village from now and not when the lake is polluted before. There used to be a chip shop in a garage there and this chip shop was called Friar Tux or Jackie Chips colloquially because the woman who owned it was called Jackie and we call her Jackie Chips can she rather chips? anything's anything's a swing up for a melon please give it to me in the mouthYeah um nowadays okay sorry yes yeah Yeah that would be a that's your boat
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