Celery juice isn't juiced within the last 12 to 24 hours. So that means its medicinal properties have significantly decreased. Mike and i are supposed to drink it on an empty stomachan both of us are drinking bottled celery juice. It tastes like what i imagine like sweat. Oh god, it is like a trak rantid soties, i sic, a hunted swamp ilik,. something a witch would make you drink till it cure the spell that she cast on you.
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