Caroline Bird and Helen Mort
London Review Bookshop Podcast
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I'm Not Just Like Rippin
I came up with several different inventions. I invented an in-house lollipop lady to navigate your relationship who just stand between you and tell you when you would kiss and stuff. The second invention was monogamy optician - they slice off your peripheral vision surgically so you can't see anyone apart from your partner at all. And then I came up with this thing called mystery tears which I saw on Twitter the other day. Someone has actually, well I invented it and they've copied it and they have given me nothing. But yeah it's called mystery tears. They first became popular on the young German art scene. Thin boys would tap a few drops into their eyes then paint their
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