Are You a Zero Sugar Doctor Pepper?

You've never been to a dennys and eyehop or a waffle house. Where would you go then? You going to fancy breakfast places, some place with a fresh name like la chef brefors. I'm not getting drunk and going to ihop. That's against being an american. Somebody should revok, like, deport you for not ever going being drunk at ihop, denny's or waffle house...I don't think it's legal. Nowadays that's all boy.