Cockroaches in Thailand

My very first cockroach experience was actually not in the UK, but it was in Thailand. It was a chunky motherfucker. How much bigger does it need to get for us? That's fucking talking. I'm like a dojan or it's murder. But yeah, how big are we talking? Okay. So it was about, it was about that big. And so I come rushing over thinking that something serious, something bad has happened. And I just see this massive cockroach just chilling in our kitchen floor. My first thought was fuck. I thought our kitchen is clean burn the entire house down and everything. Right? But this was my first time. Dun dun