The Single Bar, Single Spar Problem

The single spar problem is, if anyone actually knew how caring and compassionate and smart and interesting you were, you'd have absatly no trouble getting a date. And so it all becomes very shallow. What i'm pushing each of you to do is get rejected early and discover what led toits being rejected. The story is, money spent here is smarter than money spent there. We don't want to hear about all the failures because we know them. We want to hearing about your successes, or the promise of success. Ok? So let's talk about we'll start with tony, the single bar, single spar problem. Whose is this?"