Christ's Foreskin

Christ's foreskin was a huge relic all through the mediaeval times. Different churches in europe would have christ's foreskin, and they'd be like, this is the real one. And church had to come like, they couldn't deal with us. So when you look up at saturn and see the rings, it's the top of christ's cock when he was a child. The giant expanded stretched cockskin of a fockan tiny carpenter child. That's the actual church explanation. King charlemagne started i andi. Yes, his top of his tick was cut off cause he was a little jewish boy. But his foreskin wandered the earth for 33 years