The Worst War Story on a Private Equity Fund

"I want to give somebody a gaffer when they put all of their time on the firm that I'm invested in and it's a single product firm," he says. "How do you deal with that? And so I'm like, how do you think about prioritizing my money?" Mike: We've avoided personal injury during fundraising but we have had psychic injury. But everybody gets the show. If you're not, to your point, Mike, just don't do the meeting. Reschedule if you're not."