Becoming a Biali Stoker

In new york, you can't really get a good beali any more. The last one i had was extremely boring and not very good. Ye cosars used to have a decent bagle on the block where i lived back before they got sold back there. I think it takes a different kind of jerk to be rude to a stranger. Anyone who's listening, if you're going to open a bagl store, store, right? Or a store or a stick, please separate lines for the people like me who just want to buy bagles.