How to Teach a Board Game

Race is an amazing board game, but it's hard to teach. Even in person. Like trying to remember what all the symbols do in the different phases and oh, actually, they're even in person. Oh, and by the way, there are like two versions of the explore phase and blah, blah, blah. The one of the earliest jokes and like shut up, sent down was that weird card that has like the one that I don't even know what it is.