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Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 223

Hamish & Andy

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How to Have a Poo in 60 Seconds

How long do you have to be at someone's house before you're allowed to have a poo? How close is the toilet to the living area? Proximity. If it's down a hall three rooms, then you can go quicker. But if it's right there off the living area, where people know where you are and what you're doing, I think you have to push that out too longer. You don't get to worry about your name when you're enjoying the buffet. It's not like Bruce Springsteen's son's name Peter or something. No, it's Eddie's scale for a kid. Two confirmed sightings of an almost confirmed wife of Bruce Springsteen.

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