Putting the Pedal to the Metal Through His 80s

Stephen Colbert was skiing with his ski partner the other day. They were talking about how if they were only 18 years old, they would have skied that connel on like geezer dust. He said he thought of himself as an older person today and it made him want to do things more professionally. "I'll take my present self over any other self at this point in my life for all I care"