Emails That Start With Dear Sir or Madam

The word madam just isn't really a word that we still use in normal conversation. Even even worse than that is the ones that start with the infomercial tone. So let's reverse engineer that accidental drunk cleverness. Let's break it down. There's a few different things. One we've spoken about already, which is, if the tone is completely different. Another one i used to use, this was actually on my original drunk email, was a, greetings john. You've never heard of me i, i'm john, i got your details from a list. Gasp. But hey, at least you're list worthy. That's got to be worth