How to Date a Normal Girl

The abode formerly known as The Oxalis Dildo Palace is no more. She took the dildo down On the advice of some close friends Yeah, yeah it's true Dave, was that a good move? Someone looking for a new and long lasting romantic partner Is it smart to not have a dildo hanging off a wall in your living room? No, nothing yet I would like to date with more intention these days Okay, so if any Normal girls out there They want a real A nice catch Thank you I'm making great living As a fantastic watch Collection Or girls with baggage No, no more baggage No more baggage He's got enough Carry on baggage is fine But nothing that he wants