Nightvale - The Dogs Are Not Wild Dogs

Mayor pamela winchell called a press conference declaring an end to our dog pack terror. The mayor announced that the dogs were not actually dogs, just some plastic bags caught in the breeze which people mistook for wild dogs. There are no wild dogs in nightvale, she said, and if there were, they'd be sweet little dogs with big, meaningless eyes and tongues like fly paper. Stay to next for the popular advice programme doctor brandon. This week, he offers a step by step on how to remove your appendix without surgery.