How to Disarm Bullies

Every time i ask for something at a diner or something like that and they ask for my name i'll always say you know like forest gump so and they love that the people people like that oh they always they always laugh. You're the only forest i know that likes forest gump I interviewed another forest and he said that he doesn't like that movie that it was like people teased him in school Oh yeah and i'm like oh yeah oh yeah no my friend forest loved it and he got so much mileage out of it well you know you turn the joke around and you use it and then it's fun  people would be like run forest and i'd call back i'm a