Scripting Languages - The Archimedes

When he was a student at university, the computer lab used eunuchs. They had scripting languages built into them to do rabbish things such as greet people and protect channels. He wrote his first program in an object-orientated basic language called er. But it got out of hand when someone sent him a patch that let him write other programs too. The software is still available on download sights but you have to pay £10 to use it. You can also buy your own version online for around £5....