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Don Quixote and the Innkeeper
Don Quixote's armor is tied on with like green strings so good that nobody could untie the knots and Don Quixote won't let anybody cut the string. So he just has this stupid homemade kindergarten helmet on. To the point where they have to literally put fish in his mouth for him because he's holding up the visor. It's like a Will Ferrell sketch. God. But yes, the innkeeper's playing along. He's like, hey, I'll give you your knighthood if you spend the night outside walking aroundBecause we don't have a church here, I guess.