Ep 200: Ed Gamble and James Acaster (with special guest genie Rylan Clark)
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
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Crab Fat and the Mush Moldy Fucking
James and Rylan try out a new Italian restaurant for the first time. James has never eaten there before, but couldn't stop himself from eating it. The pasta was full of 'crab mix' - which is actually crab meat mixed with noodles. It also had spring onions chopped up on the top as well as gooey white substance that lurks in the corners of the shell. Shelled mold crab? That's what you've ordered. Shell moldy f***ing lurk! You should have booked Claudia again. Or get a load of this. They're trying to dye it all up as mummies. No, it's dirty, jelly mold. Don't try and
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