Confusion at the Deli

This chapter revolves around a series of phone calls to the deli section of a supermarket. The caller, Rick, is looking to order a tray of meat, specifically 'wee wee meat', for a party he is hosting at a gay bar. The conversation includes confusion about the day of the week, discussions about the types of meat available, and a mention of a contest at the bar. The chapter ends with a question about whether the deli has birds.