The League Is Out to Take Mike Trout Down a Peg

So long as mike trout is in the major league line up, he will not get a hit. How much would it take for the angels to bench him? How long would it be before the angels cut him altogether? Is mike trout still an above replacement level player if he always has to run backwards or baet the baseball gods take offence at mike trouts going against nominative determinism,. distinct lack of water and cause it to rain again but not enough to cancel the game every time he plays. Let's say we discover that mike trout has a long lost twin brother, mitch trout. Mitch is etical twin, healthy and in world class shape, but