Setting big goals and feeling a bit embarrassed or silly about them is actually a sign that you're on the right track. When writing goals, be clear, specific, and absolute. Avoid vague statements like 'I'm going to try to be better at sales.' Instead, set concrete goals like selling ten times the amount you did last year and rewarding yourself with a Lamborghini. Be bold and precise in your ambitions!
Already failing your New Year's goals? Don't sweat it. Take the sheet of paper with your old goals, wipe your a** with it, and flush it down the toilet. The MFCEO is going to help you set bigger, better goals. The kind that people laugh at.