The Adventures of Theodore Roosevelt in South America

At six years old, he dies young. After losing the election and feeling emotionally shaken, he decides to embark on an adventure in South America. Exploring an unknown and unmapped river in the Amazon green forest, he faces near-death experiences and struggles. Through his journey, we will learn valuable metaphors for dealing with our own struggles in life. After realizing he cannot get the Republican nomination, he runs as an independent, causing a split in the Republican vote and resulting in a Democratic win. Feeling shunned by former friends and colleagues, he becomes a pariah.