

Something Rhymes with Purple
Sony Music Entertainment
Susie Dent and Gyles Brandreth invite you to enhance your vocabulary, uncover the hidden origins of language and share their love of words in this award-winning podcast.
We love hearing from you, find us @SomethingRhymes on Twitter and Facebook, @SomethingRhymesWith on Instagram or you can email us here: purple@somethinelse.com
Want more Purple, people? Join the Purple Plus Club by clicking the banner in Apple podcasts or by heading to purpleplusclub.com to listen on other platforms for ad-free listening, and not 1 but 2 episodes of the show every week.
You can buy our branded mugs, tote bags and T-shirts here: https://bit.ly/37huhqs
A Sony Music Entertainment production.
Find more great podcasts from Sony Music Entertainment at sonymusic.com/podcasts
To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email podcastadsales@sonymusic.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We love hearing from you, find us @SomethingRhymes on Twitter and Facebook, @SomethingRhymesWith on Instagram or you can email us here: purple@somethinelse.com
Want more Purple, people? Join the Purple Plus Club by clicking the banner in Apple podcasts or by heading to purpleplusclub.com to listen on other platforms for ad-free listening, and not 1 but 2 episodes of the show every week.
You can buy our branded mugs, tote bags and T-shirts here: https://bit.ly/37huhqs
A Sony Music Entertainment production.
Find more great podcasts from Sony Music Entertainment at sonymusic.com/podcasts
To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email podcastadsales@sonymusic.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episodes
Mentioned books

Nov 30, 2021 • 36min
Cybernetic
It's time to reboot your systems as we surf the web and probe around the intricate world of computers.
Join us as we discover the origins of Google (and what the founders nearly called themselves instead), what digital mediums have to do with our fingers, and why you might not want to be invited to a computer 'picnic'.
We also answer a brilliant email about the origins and uses of monitors, plus to help Gyles tell the difference between uploads and downloads there's a very special appearance from the king of the Purple Tech... Gully!
A Somethin' Else production
To buy SRWP mugs and more head to.... https://kontraband.shop/collections/something-rhymes-with-purple
If you would like to sign up to Apple Subs please follow this link https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/something-rhymes-with-purple/id1456772823 and make sure that you are running the most up-to-date IOS on your computer/device otherwise it won’t work.
If you would like to see Gyles and Susie LIVE and in person on our Something Rhymes With Purple UK Tour then please go to https://www.tiltedco.com/somethingrhymeswithpurple for tickets and more information.
Susie’s Trio:
Callythump - a riotous parade
Foregleam - a dawning light
Foozler - someone who regularly bungles things Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 23, 2021 • 37min
Barmpot
*This episode contains language that some listeners might find offensive*
Today we are looking inwards and taking a linguistic journey through the world of mental health; how our attitudes towards it have changed over the years and how language has adapted to reflect this.
Discover the connection between barmy and beer, the effect of the moon on our wellbeing, and why being bananas or nuts has nothing to do with anything that you eat.
A Somethin’ Else production.
To buy SRWP mugs and more head to.... https://kontraband.shop/collections/something-rhymes-with-purple
If you would like to sign up to Apple Subs please follow this link https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/something-rhymes-with-purple/id1456772823 and make sure that you are running the most up-to-date IOS on your computer/device otherwise it won’t work.
If you would like to see Gyles and Susie LIVE and in person on our Something Rhymes With Purple UK Tour then please go to https://www.tiltedco.com/somethingrhymeswithpurple for tickets and more information.
Susie’s Trio:
Pecksniffian – to be sanctimonious and self-righteous
Pantomorphic – to be capable of producing any shape or state
Parvanimity – having a small or ignoble mind Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 16, 2021 • 34min
Flenched
This week we’re having a rummage through the postbag and dedicating the whole episode to questions that you, the marvellous Purple People, send in each out.
We help people find out where all the different meanings of ‘mandarin’ came from, ponder whether there’s a word for the twilight of the morning, and we get to the bottom of a rather tricksy wordy riddle.
Also up for discussion are cauliflowers, rumours, ducks, and meadows.
If you have a question that you’d like us to look into then please email purple@somethinelse.com
A Somethin’ Else production.
To buy SRWP mugs and more head to.... https://kontraband.shop/collections/something-rhymes-with-purple
If you would like to sign up to Apple Subs please follow this link https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/something-rhymes-with-purple/id1456772823 and make sure that you are running the most up-to-date IOS on your computer/device otherwise it won’t work.
If you would like to see Gyles and Susie LIVE and in person on our Something Rhymes With Purple UK Tour then please go to https://www.tiltedco.com/somethingrhymeswithpurple for tickets and more information.
Susie’s Trio:
Dumbledore – an old name for a bumble bee
Melissa – honey bee
Dysphemism – the opposite of a euphemism; an insult or unpleasant phrase deliberately used in place of a nicer one Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 11, 2021 • 41sec
SRWP Live in BATH 20th November
Purple People! We're so excited to be kicking off our live tour on Saturday 20th November at 3pm in BATH.
We'll have all the podcast favourites as we record an extra special live episode of the show, they'll be lots of interactive wordy elements AND a live Q&A.
Tickets are available from tiltedco.com/somethingrhymeswithpurple
We can't wait to see you there! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 9, 2021 • 38min
Jerkwater
All aboard Purple People because today, Susie and Gyles will be taking you on a trip on the railways!
As our locomotive pulls the carriages along, we’ll see how freight trains are fraught, why university book sellers were also at the station and how a stop-off at a small town became insulting.
The Purple People will of course be receiving the red carpet treatment from Susie and Gyles will be making sure the timing on our schedules all align.
What are you waiting for? Let’s get on the (gravy) train!
If you have any questions for Susie and Gyles, please mark your letter ‘express’ and send it to purple@somethinelse.com for Susie and Gyles.
A Somethin’ Else production.
To buy SRWP mugs and more head to.... https://kontraband.shop/collections/something-rhymes-with-purple
If you would like to sign up to Apple Subs please follow this link https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/something-rhymes-with-purple/id1456772823 and make sure that you are running the most up-to-date IOS on your computer/device otherwise it won’t work.
If you would like to see Gyles and Susie LIVE and in person on our Something Rhymes With Purple UK Tour then please go to https://www.tiltedco.com/somethingrhymeswithpurple for tickets and more information.
Susie’s trio:
Malversation - corruption while in office
Farmer’s Haircut - leaves a visible line of pale skin between the hair line and the tanned back of the neck
Acersecomic - someone whose hair has never been cut Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 2, 2021 • 33min
Firgun
This week we’re full of chutzpah as we schmooze our way through the fabulous words that Yiddish has given to the English language. While our resident mensches don’t pretend to be mavens, they swell with kvelling as they revel in this rich and unique vocabulary covering everything from they smutty schmucks to the new Purple favourite ‘firgun’.
Elsewhere Susie explains what ‘relexicalisation’ is, there’s a discussion on political correctness, and as always, three brilliant words to take into your week and a brand new poem to learn by heart.
If you have a linguistic query or a tale from the table we’d love to hear it at purple@somethinelse.com.
A Somethin’ Else production.
To buy SRWP mugs and more head to.... https://kontraband.shop/collections/something-rhymes-with-purple
If you would like to sign up to Apple Subs please follow this link https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/something-rhymes-with-purple/id1456772823 and make sure that you are running the most up-to-date IOS on your computer/device otherwise it won’t work.
If you would like to see Gyles and Susie LIVE and in person on our Something Rhymes With Purple UK Tour then please go to https://www.tiltedco.com/somethingrhymeswithpurple for tickets and more information.
Susie’s Trio:
Fipple - the mouthpiece of a wind instrument
Flews - the pendulous lateral parts of a dog’s upper lip
Fugacious - transient or fleeting
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 26, 2021 • 37min
Scoff
Happy 175th birthday to Auguste Escoffier! In honour of the founding father of the modern restaurant we invite you Purple People, to join us in some fine dining today.
Please let maitre d’hotel Brandreth sit you at your table (with its impeccably white table cloth) and waitron Dent will soon be here to serve you today’s finest offering of delectable culinary language. Soup is definitely off the menu (as are brown shoes…Gyles will explain!) and let’s hope you don’t order anything that is an ‘86’.
That aside, as a purple person you are most certainly a WKF and therefore ‘Mr. Save’ has been called throughout this finest of establishments, ensuring your entertainment and wordy appetite will be satisfied today.
If you have a linguistic query or a tale from the table we’d love to hear it at purple@somethinelse.com.
A Somethin’ Else production.
To buy SRWP mugs and more head to.... https://kontraband.shop/collections/something-rhymes-with-purple
If you would like to sign up to Apple Subs please follow this link https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/something-rhymes-with-purple/id1456772823 and make sure that you are running the most up-to-date IOS on your computer/device otherwise it won’t work.
If you would like to see Gyles and Susie LIVE and in person on our Something Rhymes With Purple UK Tour then please go to https://www.tiltedco.com/somethingrhymeswithpurple for tickets and more information.
Susie’s trio:
Pessundate - To cast down or ruin
Timdoodle - Silly fellow (Cornish dialect)
Linnard - Last person to finish when you’ve sat down for a meal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 19, 2021 • 40min
Glisters
It’s time for fake tan, sequins and your dancing shoes today, Purple People because Susie and Gyles are waltzing into the world of Ballroom Dancing….
One, two, three, One, two, three…
We’ll be tripping the light fantastic as we explore the Waltz’s scandalous origin, cha-cha-cha-ing into the latin dances where Susie and Gyles prove it takes two to tango as we explore the Paso Doble and Charleston.
Gyles will jitterbug us into the days of his school disco despair whilst Susie shares times of being footloose and fancy free with her favourite dancing memory. If you have a questions about ballroom dancing or anything you would like to share with Susie and Gyles, please email purple@somethinelse.com
A Somethin’ Else production.
To buy SRWP mugs and more head to.... https://kontraband.shop/collections/something-rhymes-with-purple
Susie’s trio:
Grobble - fumble about in the dark with the hand
Sticklebutt - Headlong, with great impetuosity
Grumptious - Feeling a little irritable
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 12, 2021 • 35min
Just A Minute
Testing, testing… one-two, one-two. Turn your wireless to the correct frequency and then turn it up as this week we bring you the terminology behind the world of radio.
Discover the agricultural origins of the word ‘broadcast’, learn the difference between wet and dry audio, and find out why a bed is not for sleeping in and a disco isn’t an opportunity to dance.
Elsewhere Susie’s got a fantastic trio of words to add to your vocabulary, we learn about Gyles’ first job in radio, and we’ve got a very special poem from a Purple Person.
If you have a question for Gyles and Susie then please do email us on purple@somethinelse.com
A Somethin’ Else production
Susie’s Trio:
Cromulent - acceptable or legitimate
Pooter - a suction bottle used for collecting specimens
Rawky - foggy, damp, and a little bit chilly Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 5, 2021 • 39min
Prepone
This week we abandon our mufty and don our finest khaki dungarees to set off from Blighty in search of the rich influence of Indian on the English language.
We go doolally for juggernauts, repeat some mantras to reach nirvana, and we discover why ‘stadium’ might be your new favourite insult.
And there was so much to cover that there is an extended version of this episode with an extra ten minutes of content for Purple Plus members available on Apple Subscriptions.
To find access this, please follow go to Apple Podcasts using this link now: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/something-rhymes-with-purple/id1456772823?i=1000537128681.
Thank you to all the Purple People who suggested this wonderful subject and if you have a topic you’d like us to explore in a future episode then please email us: purple@somethinelse.com
A Somethin’ Else production.
Susie’s Trio:
Maculate - stained
Nyctophobia - an extreme fear of darkness
Blandishment - false flattery in order to get what you want
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices