

Something Rhymes with Purple
Sony Music Entertainment
Susie Dent and Gyles Brandreth invite you to enhance your vocabulary, uncover the hidden origins of language and share their love of words in this award-winning podcast.
We love hearing from you, find us @SomethingRhymes on Twitter and Facebook, @SomethingRhymesWith on Instagram or you can email us here: purple@somethinelse.com
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We love hearing from you, find us @SomethingRhymes on Twitter and Facebook, @SomethingRhymesWith on Instagram or you can email us here: purple@somethinelse.com
Want more Purple, people? Join the Purple Plus Club by clicking the banner in Apple podcasts or by heading to purpleplusclub.com to listen on other platforms for ad-free listening, and not 1 but 2 episodes of the show every week.
You can buy our branded mugs, tote bags and T-shirts here: https://bit.ly/37huhqs
A Sony Music Entertainment production.
Find more great podcasts from Sony Music Entertainment at sonymusic.com/podcasts
To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email podcastadsales@sonymusic.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episodes
Mentioned books

Jun 28, 2022 • 34min
Tantalus
Today’s episode is fabulous in the most literal of senses as Susie and Gyles are looking into fables and specifically the works of one of the most famous writers; Aesop.
In a slow and steady manner, we will learn about greed with the help of a goose and a golden cacklefart and how the combination of foxes and grapes can impart teachings on petulance. Be ready for many marvels, morals and myths as Susie and Gyles discuss the questions surrounding Aesop and his very existence.
You will not be blowing hot and cold by the end of his episode as we hear from some more wonderful Purple People with their intriguing questions but you may be feeling some of the heat after Gyles’ sizzler of a poem.
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We love answering your wordy questions on the show so please do keep sending them in to purple@somethinelse.com
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Susie’s Trio
Umbrageous - Creating or providing shade, shady
Psithurism - Whispering of the leaves in a summer breeze
Joining Giblets - Getting married Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 21, 2022 • 39min
Swazzle
This week we’re embracing nostalgia and throwing open our trunks to skip through the wonderful world of toys. Along the way we discover the real Teddy behind the bear, where the word Muppet comes from, and why it’s not necessarily a good thing to be as pleased as punch. We also reminisce about trips to Hamley’s (some for business, some for pleasure), Gyles reveals the star attractions in his Teddy collection, and did he really meet the real Barbie and Ken?
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We love answering your wordy questions on the show so please do keep sending them in to purple@somethinelse.com
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Susie’s Trio:
Tu quoque - an argument that throws back the same charge on an accuser
Whataboutery - responding to an accusation my making a counter-accusation or raising a different issue
Vibrissae - the stiff hairs that grow about the face of many mammals: eg a cat’s whiskers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 14, 2022 • 45min
Phloem
Here in the UK, we’re striding into summer - we’ve just celebrated the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee where people were quaffing Pimm’s at street parties up and down the country and with Wimbledon just around the corner, an episode on Summer Fruits seemed the perfect way to add some extra garnish to your summer excitement.
We’ll discover what barbarians and rhubarb have in common, why you should carry a basket as a third wheel on a date and what could make you a ‘top banana’. Susie and Gyles share stories of their favourite - and least favourite - deserts and with peachy keenness, Gyles shares a number of royal name drops.
We’ll dive to the bottom of the sea to meet Davy Jones in our correspondence section before wrapping up with an excellent trio from susie (see below) and a beautiful poem from Gyles.
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We love answering your wordy questions on the show so please do keep sending them in to purple@somethinelse.com
To buy SRWP mugs and more head to.... https://kontraband.shop/collections/something-rhymes-with-purple. We currently have 20% off all our merchandise in our store.
If you would like to join the Purple Plus Club on Apple Subs please follow this link https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/something-rhymes-with-purple/id1456772823 and make sure that you are running the most up-to-date IOS on your computer/device otherwise it won’t work.
Susie's Trio:
Winx: To bray like a donkey
Skirr: The sound of birds’ wings in flight
Desticate: To squeak like a rat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 7, 2022 • 35min
Electrick
We’re full of energy this week as we fuel up on petrol (or should that be gas?) and blaze through the language associated with power and resources. Pop a few coins in the meter and join us as we discover the remarkable etymological links between electricity and amber and between fuel and focus as we discuss the Three Day Week and the origins of fossil fuels.
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We love answering your wordy questions on the show so please do keep sending them in to purple@somethinelse.com
To buy SRWP mugs and more head to.... https://kontraband.shop/collections/something-rhymes-with-purple. We currently have 20% off all our merchandise in our store.
If you would like to join the Purple Plus Club on Apple Subs please follow this link https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/something-rhymes-with-purple/id1456772823 and make sure that you are running the most up-to-date IOS on your computer/device otherwise it won’t work.
Susie’s Trio:
Glandaceous – the yellowish colour of a ripe acorn
Paralipsis – the rhetorical device of drawing attention to something whilst pretending you’re not mentioning it
Agathism – the belief that all things tend to the positive Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 31, 2022 • 37min
Chenille
We are morphing from etymologists into entomologists today as we put the world of insects and other creepy crawlies under the microscope.
We will find out why bees really are the busiest especially when it comes to the English language and what caterpillars have in common with very hairy cats. Ironically, Gyles finds the fly in the ointment when he tries to get to the etymological root of ‘fly’ and Susie shares the silver lining of always being bitten by mosquitoes - it’s wohlweh (the pleasurable pain caused by scratching a mosquito bite).
We also hear from our youngest known listener who has a question for Susie, and Gyles treats us to twopoems today by the wonderful Ogden Nash.
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We love answering your wordy questions on the show so please do keep sending them in to purple@somethinelse.com
To buy SRWP mugs and more head to.... https://kontraband.shop/collections/something-rhymes-with-purple. We currently have 20% off all our merchandise in our store.
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Susie’s Trio:
Slipfast: the longing to disappear completely by melting into a crowd and becoming invisible
Looseleft: the feeling of loss upon finishing a good book.
Hankersore: finding someone else so attractive it actually pisses you off Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 24, 2022 • 38min
Furlong
Hands and feet at the ready Purple People, today we are looking at the world of measurements.
We’ll find out how Oxens’ shaped our measurement system, why you would have a different weight village to village and how a stick was the object to rule(r) them all.
Make sure you aren’t one over the eight for this episode as Susie will be testing your knowledge of some of the stranger units of measure before we jump into the mailbag for some Purple Post featuring the voices of two lovely Purple People. Susie’s trio and Gyles’ poem conclude another Purple plunge for this week.
A Somethin’ Else production.
We love answering your wordy questions on the show so please do keep sending them in to purple@somethinelse.com
To buy SRWP mugs and more head to.... https://kontraband.shop/collections/something-rhymes-with-purple
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Susie's Trio:
Twindle: old dialect for a twin sibling
Miscounsel: bad advice
Champagne shoulders (19th century): the sloping kind, because of their resemblance to a champagne bottle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 17, 2022 • 42min
The Purple People Eater
A highly enjoyable sift through the mountain of emails you’ve sent in over the last few weeks with some absolutely corking questions to answer. In this week’s footage we lurch from poaching to doughnuts (or should that be donuts?), we separate our vets from our vets, and we discover the meaning of ‘lief’. There are also musical interludes from hungry monsters, limericks, and a handsome trio of words to add to your arsenal.
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We love answering your wordy questions on the show so please do keep sending them in to purple@somethinelse.com
To buy SRWP mugs and more head to.... https://kontraband.shop/collections/something-rhymes-with-purple
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Susie’s Trio
Polylogise – to talk too much
Witzelsucht – a feeble attempt at humour
Siffilate – to speak in whispers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 10, 2022 • 39min
Ichthyologist
You are in for a whale of a time today Purple People as we are jumping into the deep blue sea and meeting the fishes.
We will discover why Halibut are holy, what Cod and weak beer have in common and we will also revisit that famous red Herring of a question: what is the plural of Octopus? Susie takes us on a beautiful trip to the Italian island Sardinia before we leap back into the ocean to join some Salmon fish to investigate their connection with salaciousness.
Gyles shares a fishy story where he unfortunately wasn’t as happy as a clam, but his poem about fish’n’chips will most certainly change that.
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If there are any fishes or fishy phrases you’d like Susie and Gyles to explore, please send them in to: purple@somethinelse.com
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Susie's Trio:
Controuver - somebody who creates false gossip
Bedinnered - to be served dinner
Gaincope- to intercept someone by taking a shortcut
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May 3, 2022 • 41min
Best of SRWP Vol. 3
Celebrating three years of Something Rhymes With Purple here are our favourite moments from the past 12 months on the pod. Join us as we remind ourselves of the fascinating etymological tales behind words like ‘naff’ and ‘tuxedo’, we relive some of Gyles’ most hair-raising anecdotes, and we explore the tribal language of aircrews and gamers. Plus we take the opportunity to once again hear the Purple People singing in unison…
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We love answering your wordy questions on the show so please do keep sending them in to purple@somethinelse.com
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4 snips
Apr 26, 2022 • 41min
Bokeh
Strike a pose with us this week as we give you a snapshot of the language behind the lens of photography. Our hosts – one camera shy, one a lover of the limelight – guide us through the whirrs and clicks of the camera, unearthing the first paparazzo and the surprising first person to coin the term ‘photo’ along the way.
Elsewhere Gyles reveals the rollcall of great photographers for whom he has posed, we discover the first uses of terms like ‘selfie’ and ‘photobomb’, and Susie has a brilliant trio of words to take with you into the week.
A Somethin’ Else production
We love answering your wordy questions on the show so please do keep sending them in to purple@somethinelse.com
To buy SRWP mugs and more head to.... https://kontraband.shop/collections/something-rhymes-with-purple
If you would like to join the Purple Plus Club on Apple Subs please follow this link https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/something-rhymes-with-purple/id1456772823 and make sure that you are running the most up-to-date IOS on your computer/device otherwise it won’t work.
Susie’s Trio:
Clipsome: fit to be embraced or clasped
Poppinoddles: old Cumberland dialect for a somersault
Barcarole: a gondolier’s song Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices