
Respect The Dead
Respect the Dead; the podcast where we don’t. Caelan Conrad and Hoots drag the corpses of everyone's least favourite people.
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Feb 19, 2024 • 1h 16min
Dr. Seuss: Cheater. Racist. Annoying.
A post-mortem canceling of the beloved children's author.
He wasn’t canceled but he should have been. He’s beloved for his children’s books, and hated for being a cheating scumbag with a deep love for being super racist.
Watch in video at: https://www.youtube.com/@RespecttheDeadPodcast
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Hoots: https://www.youtube.com/@hootsyoutube // https://twitter.com/punishedhoots
Caelan: https://www.youtube.com/@caelanconrad // https://twitter.com/caelanconrad
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Feb 12, 2024 • 48min
Reading James Joyce's FILTHY Love Letters
Happy Valentine's Day, little fuckbirds.
We had to read about this Irish author's fart kink and now you have to hear about it.

Feb 5, 2024 • 39min
Caravaggio: The Artist Everyone Wanted Dead
Creep. Convict. Italian.
One of history’s most talented and predictably unpredictable artists, beloved by many, hated by many more. He’s the walking embodiment of why weapons are regulated.
Watch in video at: https://www.youtube.com/@RespecttheDeadPodcast
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Hoots: https://www.youtube.com/@hootsyoutube // https://twitter.com/punishedhoots
Caelan: https://www.youtube.com/@caelanconrad // https://twitter.com/caelanconrad
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Jan 29, 2024 • 1h 49min
Kissinger Is Dead!
Professor. Politician. War criminal. At last! We're smoking that Kissinger pack. Listen as we delve into the sick crimes and petty backstabbing of our MOST ANTICIPATED corpse yet...
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Hoots: https://www.youtube.com/@hootsyoutube // https://twitter.com/punishedhoots
Caelan: https://www.youtube.com/@caelanconrad // https://twitter.com/caelanconrad
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Jan 22, 2024 • 2h 23min
Aleister Crowley: The Great Beast
Occultist. The Great Beast. The Wickedest Man Alive. BISEXUAL. Crowley was called many things, some of them true, some of them not, some of them based. Listen as we delve into the life of one of the most influential occultists in modern history!
Watch in video at: https://www.youtube.com/@RespecttheDeadPodcast
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Hoots: https://www.youtube.com/@hootsyoutube // https://twitter.com/punishedhoots
Caelan: https://www.youtube.com/@caelanconrad // https://twitter.com/caelanconrad
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Jan 1, 2024 • 21min
HOLIDAY SPECIAL: Elon's New Years Date
Audio from the video: https://youtu.be/bvRsAo-_R54

Dec 25, 2023 • 35min
HOLIDAY SPECIAL: A Very Elon Xmas
Audio from "I Asked AI To Write Me A Christmas Story About Elon Musk". https://youtu.be/XX7c_kH3sks

Dec 18, 2023 • 42min
Manuel Cobos & Hacienda El Progreso
Meet Manuel Cobos, the Ecuadoran plantation owner who destroyed part of the Galapagos. Topics discussed include the history of the Galapagos Islands, amusing stories about turtles, unethical branding ideas for human slavery, pronunciation misunderstandings, exploitation on plantations, and Manuel Cobas's holidays. The speakers also express controversial opinions and discuss podcast support.

Dec 11, 2023 • 1h 37min
Columbine (Part 2)
On April 20th, 1999, in Littleton, Colorado, two bullied goths took righteous vengeance on the popular kids that made their lives a living hell; they entered Columbine High School that morning, armed with AR-15s and went on a “jock hunting spree”, targeting bullies, Christians, and the pretty girls who rejected their romantic advances. By the end of that school day, 15 people were dead.
Except almost none of that was true on April 20th, 1999. But it remains the way the public remembers the Columbine Massacre. And this proliferation of mistruths, this sensationalized version of the tragedy, would become the genesis of Columbine’s ultimate legacy: the Era of the School Shooter.
Show Notes:
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Dec 4, 2023 • 1h 13min
Columbine (Part 1)
25 years ago, Columbine became a synonym for "tragedy" and the tragic origin story of the modern American mass shooting.
All photos available on our instagram!
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