

Orthodox Health
Dr. Michael Kuhn
What does it mean to truly care for your body, mind, & soul in a way that aligns with Christ? Orthodox Health explores the timeless wisdom of the Orthodox Church in cultivating holistic well-being—spiritually, physically, & mentally.
Join your hosts as we dive into topics like fasting, nutrition, exercise, prayer, & overcoming modern health pitfalls through an Orthodox Christian lens. With guest interviews, theological insights, & practical applications, this podcast helps you break free from the consumer-driven health industry & reclaim a balanced, faith-centered life.
Join your hosts as we dive into topics like fasting, nutrition, exercise, prayer, & overcoming modern health pitfalls through an Orthodox Christian lens. With guest interviews, theological insights, & practical applications, this podcast helps you break free from the consumer-driven health industry & reclaim a balanced, faith-centered life.
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Nov 24, 2025 • 1h 23min
Blue Zones, Longevity, & the Myth of the Perfect Diet
Is “Blue Zone” longevity the new health religion?In this episode of the Orthodox Health Podcast, Dr. Michael Christian & John audit Okinawa, Sardinia, Ikaria, Nicoya, & Loma Linda... & ask what actually survives scrutiny when you put the Blue Zones story under an Orthodox Christian lens.We tie this episode back through the whole Sacred Diets Arc & then we zoom in on modern longevity culture: Blue Zones branding, “magic water” in Nicoya, glossy documentaries like The Human Longevity Project, & extreme anti-aging experiments to ask:At what point does caring for your body quietly turn into salvation by technique?You’ll hear:A region-by-region audit: what’s real in Okinawa, Sardinia, Ikaria, Nicoya, Loma Linda... what’s marketingHow Adventist data, Mediterranean patterns, & Costa Rican staples overlap with the Orthodox fasting calendarA simple way to sort Keepers vs. Idols so your kitchen doesn’t become a shrineA closing theological check-in on the body, death, & the temptation to make longevity the real gospelTakeaways:Blue Zones ≠ Bible - There are real signals, but messy records & heavy branding.The bundle > superfoods - Modest intake, daily movement, strong community, weekly rhythm, simple foodways.Adventist data is real, not magic - Loma Linda’s edge comes from Sabbath, community, restraint, & simple plant-forward eating, not veganism-as-sacrament.Orthodoxy already encodes the keepers - Fast/feast, Lord’s Day, panigyria, parish tables, & almsgiving hard-wire the same habits.Hospitality is the test - If your “health rule” can’t survive coffee hour, kids, or a neighbor’s casserole, it’s drifting into control.Body ≠ god, body ≠ prison - Against ancient Gnostics & modern techno-gnostics, the Fathers call the body a temple, made for resurrection, not endless optimization.Bryan Johnson is a parable - Extreme anti-aging shows what happens when monastic-grade discipline is driven by fear of death, not love of God & neighbor.Sound Bytes:“If your diet can’t survive parish hospitality, it’s not Christian health—it’s a cult of control.”“Steal the forms, not the coordinates. You don’t need Ikaria’s zip code to copy her slow tables, walks, & prayers.”“Ancient Gnostics wanted to escape the body; modern biohackers want to deify the body. Orthodoxy says: the body is a temple... good, fallen, redeemable, destined for resurrection.”“Two people can do the same walk and the same beans. One is saying, ‘Lord, thank You for this day.’ The other is saying, ‘I will not die if I can help it.’ Same habits, different gospel.”“We’re not anti-gut or anti-sleep. We’re anti–soteriology by spreadsheet.”“Let your body be healthy enough to serve & your soul be ready enough to die well. That’s a better goal than ‘hack death.’”Chapters:Chapters00:00 Opener01:30 Recap of the Sacred Diets Arc04:02 Introduction to the Myth of the Blue Zones08:04 On the Religion of Longevity at Any Cost13:10 Defining the Blue Zones20:55 Narrative Landmines to Avoid24:08 A Quick Trip to Okinawa29:09 Making Okinawa Orthodox Again32:34 Goats of Sardinia38:14 Making Sardinia Orthodox Again41:40 Ikaria: The Mediterranean Lifestyle at Human Speed45:33 Keeping Ikaria Orthodox48:18 Lessons from Nicoya: Simplicity & Community55:26 Making Nicoya Orthodox Again57:21 Insights from Loma Linda: The Adventist Approach01:01:41 Making Loma Linda Orthodox Again01:05:58 Blue Zones Keepers Vs. Idols01:10:25 The Human Longevity Project: Insights & Cautions01:13:40 Closing Thoughts on Sacred Diets01:21:40 OutroSupport the ShowWork with Dr. Mike: OrthodoxHealth.comSigned Copies of Orthodoxy & The Medicine of the Future, with digital bonusesOrder Orthodoxy & the Medicine of the Future on AmazonIntro & Outro Music: St. John of Chicago Orthodox Church Choir (Arkansas) - Please support their building fund by buying the whole album hereOrthodox Health InstagramOrthodox Health Telegram

Nov 17, 2025 • 1h 11min
Fasting Towards the Feast: An Orthodox Response to "Sacred Diets"
Fasting isn’t a diet challenge or a biohack... it’s ascetical medicine inside the life of the Church. In this episode of the Orthodox Health Podcast, Dr. Michael Christian & John pull together everything we’ve been tracing through the "Sacred Diets" arc... from Adventist “health reform” & occult kitchen rituals to Zen minimalism & macro-tracking... & answer the real question: How do I actually fast toward the Feast without wrecking my body, my mood, or my family?We lay out a simple, livable 7-day “Rule of the Kitchen” for the Nativity Fast, then walk line-by-line through the usual snags: fasting with kids without becoming the food police, therapeutic diets (PCOS, insulin resistance, AIP, gluten-free), heavy labor & shift work, & what to do when “Sunday blows up my macros.”From there, we connect the dots with the 5R Orthodox Health framework: Reorient, Rebuild, Resensitize, Refine, Return. If you’ve ever tried to keep the Church’s fasts & ended up edgy, scrupulous, isolated from parish meals, or just flat-out exhausted, this episode will give you merciful guardrails: clinic, not courtroom; altar, not lab bench. We keep the mind of the Fathers while staying brutally practical for real Orthodox families in the modern world.Takeaways:Fasting is ascetical medicine, not a diet challenge: it must move you toward Christ and neighbor.Think clinic, not courtroom: you confess, adjust, & begin again at the next meal.Prayer before protocol: timing, macros, & hacks are good only when they serve repentance and Eucharist.Aim for “calm, strong, & charitable”: roughly 1.0–1.6 g protein/kg plus steady salt & potassium.Keep one simple family table; adapt for kids, heavy labor, & illness with a priest’s blessing.Let the Church’s calendar, not influencers, set your rhythm: fast simply, feast gratefully, give alms.Sound Bytes:“When prayer leaves, control rushes in. The fast becomes a god you’re trying to appease.”“Fasting is a clinic, not a courtroom. You don’t get sentenced for every stumble, you begin again at the next meal.”“The table is meant to be an altar, not a lab bench. People matter more than your plate.”“If the fast turns you into a jerk, you’re doing it wrong... no matter how ‘perfect’ your compliance is.”“Time, not technique, is the Church’s answer. The calendar forms desire better than any hack.”“One warm carb, a pinch of salt, & a short walk often fix more ‘fasting problems’ than a new app.”“We’re not chasing heroics; we’re building availability to God & to the people in front of us.”Chapters:00:00 Opener01:30 Introduction to the Orthodox Response to the Sacred Diets08:46 Fasting as an Ascetical Medicine & Not a Punishment13:11 Lessons from the Fathers About Fasting18:50 The 7-Day Rule of the Kitchen25:57 Dealing with Physical & Social Exceptions to the Rule28:55 Dietary Defaults During the Fast32:49 "But What About My Protein?"42:16 Some Quick Housekeeping About Shellfish Concerns44:03 When is it Time to Supplement Protein?44:52 Won't Somebody Please Think of the Children?45:56 Solutions for Specific Conditions48:50 What About Pregnant or Nursing Women?52:08 Fasting Physiology: The Orthodox Health Five R's01:03:55 60-Second Saves01:05:13 Closing Thoughts & Looking Ahead01:09:39 OutroSupport the Show with a One-Time or Recurring donationWork with Dr. Mike: OrthodoxHealth.comSigned Copies of Orthodoxy & The Medicine of the Future, with digital bonuses: OrthodoxHealth.com/BookOrder Orthodoxy & the Medicine of the Future on AmazonIntro & Outro Music: St. John of Chicago Orthodox Church Choir (Arkansas) - Please support their building fund by buying the whole album hereOrthodox Health InstagramOrthodox Health Telegram

Nov 10, 2025 • 1h 1min
The Occult Kitchen: Food as Magic, Diet as Ritual
Food can train love... or it can train control. In this episode of the Orthodox Health Podcast, Dr. Michael Christian & John follow the threads from ancient hearths & local household idols through the Renaissance’s “cookbook of correspondences” & into today’s wellness culture & #WitchTok. Why do so many modern routines feel like liturgy... complete with initiation, penance, confession, & excommunication... yet leave us restless?Along the way, they define the “occult kitchen,” widen the history (Sumeria, Babylon, Old Testament household idols & the prophets’ critique; Neoplatonic theurgy; Renaissance Hermeticism/Agrippa/Dee), & note how social algorithms turn private rites into public identity. If mercy can’t sit at your table, your rules need repentance.Takeaways:The “occult kitchen” = technique used like liturgy to bend outcomes (timing, words, objects).Ancient → Renaissance → wellness is one lineage: control-by-method with new props each era.Case studies (cacao circles, lunar eating, manifestation macros, diet purity codes, & biohacking stacks) have real goods... but need re-orientation.Orthodox contrast: blessing over charging, communion over control, gift over technique.Fasting is training in love, not leverage; feasting completes fasting.Practical rule: short prayers at prep/table, modest rhythms (Wed/Fri), Sunday joy, community > scruples.Quick test: If a practice isolates you, replaces prayer with scripts, or promises sovereignty, it’s turned into a private liturgy.Sound Bites:“Magic treats the world like a machine to hack; the Church treats it like a gift to bless.”“If your kitchen has a calendar, make sure it’s the Church’s... not the moon’s.”“We don’t charge food... we bless it, & we give thanks.”“The recipe isn’t the Savior. Christ is.”“Use tools as stewardship; don’t turn them into guarantees.”“Fasting trains desire; feasting finishes the song.”“If mercy can’t sit at your table, your rules need repentance.”“Shared cup? Without Christ, it’s ritual... without communion.”“Scrupulosity inflames; thanksgiving heals.”“Keep the kitchen; tear down the altar you built inside it.”Support the Show with a One-Time or Recurring donation: coff.ee/OrthodoxHealthWork with Dr. Mike: OrthodoxHealth.comSigned Copies of Orthodoxy & The Medicine of the Future, with digital bonuses: OrthodoxHealth.com/bookOrder Orthodoxy & the Medicine of the Future on AmazonIntro & Outro Music: St. John of Chicago Orthodox Church Choir (Arkansas) - Please support their building fund by buying the whole album here: https://stjohnorthodoxchurch.bandcamp.com/album/come-ye-faithful-building-fundraiserOrthodox Health InstagramOrthodox Health Telegram

Nov 3, 2025 • 59min
Zen & the Art of Dietary Maintenance: Eastern Imports & the New Age Diet
In this episode of the Orthodox Health Podcast, Dr. Michael Christian & co-host John explore the intersection of Eastern dietary techniques and Western wellness culture. They discuss how these practices have evolved over time, the influence of Theosophy, & the moral implications of modern dietary practices. They put the wellness world’s calm-eating gospel under a brighter light & trace how Zen, yoga, Theosophy, & the UN/WHO era shaped America’s diet imagination... from the 1893 Parliament of Religions to the yoga boom... then separate what truly helps bodies from what quietly replaces communion with technique. They offer an Orthodox rule of life for the table (prayer, pace, portion, people, pattern), name where the stack breaks (scrupulosity, magical thinking, performance), & land with merciful, family-ready practices.Final calls for pre-orders of Orthodoxy & the Medicine of the Future: digital bundle + 40-day companion journal + Leaves for the Healing of the Nations. Takeaways:Techniques can calm your physiology; only Christ makes you communion-ready.Keep the goods: warmth, slowness, salt, safety; relocate meaning under prayer & thanksgiving.America’s “calm eating” pipeline: Transcendentalists → 1893 Parliament → Theosophy → Suzuki/Watts → SF Zen Center → post-’65 yogis/TM → medicalized mindfulness → platform performance.Theosophy normalized “universal technique”; wellness turned it into personal stacks (breath counts, chew quotas, purity rules).Orthodox table rhythm: Prayer → Pace → Portion → People → Pattern (Church fast/feast).Red-flag tests: contamination (feel “unclean” after a rushed meal), availability (ritual > people), confessor (app > God), fragility (can’t eat without the stack).Repairs: Relocate (presence toward Someone), Repent (don’t ritualize shame), Replace (performance cues → communion cues).Bottom line: Pray. Eat warm. Chew. Share. Thank. Five words. No app. Plenty of grace.Sound Bytes:“Techniques can calm you, only Christ makes you communion-ready.”“Keep the calm; ditch the cult. Keep the rhythm; drop the ritualism.”“Food isn’t your judge; it’s a gift to be received with thanksgiving.”“When technique becomes your savior, peace is always on probation.”“Peace isn't a project, He is a Person."“You didn’t break grace by missing a breath cue.”“Fast a little, feast a little, give thanks a lot.”“If your ritual makes you harsher at home, drop the ritual.”“We imported techniques for peace & built a diet religion for control.”“Pray. Eat warm. Chew. Share. Thank. That’s the maintenance plan.”Chapters:00:00 Opener01:30 Introduction to Zen & Other Eastern Imports08:31 Tracing the Path of Eastern Religion into Modern Kitchens16:50 Extending an Olive Branch to the Yogis & New Agers19:16 The Danger of Performative Rituals21:51 A Deeper Spotlight on Fr. Seraphim Rose27:14 Theosophy & Its Influence on Modern Yoga33:12 Theosophy & UN Global Public Health Language37:17 An Orthodox Response to New Age50:38 The Five Anchors of Peaceful Eating53:30 Be the Bee: Keep, Modify, & Toss Matrix54:51 Closing Thoughts57:42 OutroSupport the Show with a One-Time or Recurring donation: coff.ee/OrthodoxHealthWork with Dr. Mike: https://www.OrthodoxHealth.comPre-Order Orthodoxy & The Medicine of the Future: https://www.orthodoxhealth.com/bookOrthodoxy & the Religion of the Future by Fr. Seraphim RoseIntro & Outro Music: St. John of Chicago Orthodox Church Choir (Arkansas) - Please support their building fund by buying the whole album here: https://stjohnorthodoxchurch.bandcamp.com/album/come-ye-faithful-building-fundraiserOrthodox Health InstagramOrthodox Health Telegram

Oct 27, 2025 • 56min
The Covenant Kitchen: Judaism, Islam, & The Politics of the Plate
From Levitical purity laws to global halal certification, The Covenant Kitchen traces how food became both a boundary & a battleground.In this episode of the Orthodox Health Podcast, Dr. Michael Christian & John explore how kosher & halal codes shaped identity, power, & perception... & how modern “clean eating” & “ethical” brands echo those same ancient impulses.Along the way, they tackle the evolution of sacrifice, the loss of the Temple, the rise of Talmudic law, Kabbalah’s mystic sparks, & Sufi longing.Orthodox Christianity stands in contrast: in Christ, the altar becomes a table & holiness becomes communion, not control.This is the story of how humanity keeps trying to eat its way back to God... & why only the Eucharist truly fulfills the hunger for holiness.Takeaways:Orthodox health emphasizes a faith-aligned approach to nutrition.The shift from sacrificial systems to transactional views of food reflects broader cultural changes.Dietary laws serve as a means of identity & community for religious groups.Purity laws in Judaism & Islam have evolved into consumerist trends in modern society.Mysticism in both traditions highlights the spiritual significance of eating.The Eucharist represents the fulfillment of dietary laws in Christianity.Consumerism has commodified purity, turning it into a marketing tool.The intersection of faith & modern diets reveals a longing for spiritual connection.Holiness in Christianity is about communion rather than mere compliance with laws.Food is meant to be a means of grace & connection to the divine.Sound Bytes:“The table became the new altar... the kitchen replaced the priesthood.”“Every ideology builds its own table and says, ‘Sit with us & you’ll be saved.’ But every one of them ends up lonely.”“Christ doesn’t appease wrath... He conquers death. The knife doesn’t define the sacrifice; love does.”“The same purity logic that built kosher & halal now runs our grocery aisles: sustainable, cruelty-free, plant-based. It’s moral marketing.”“Plato tried to leave the cave; Kabbalah tries to light it up.”“That’s the politics of the plate... salvation by brand loyalty.”Chapters:00:00 Opener01:30 Introduction to The Covenant Kitchen06:23 Nutrition & Ritual Under the Law08:33 The Birth of the Talmud10:28 The Intersection of Faith & Consumerism11:49 Enter the Kabbalah17:06 On the True Nature of Sacrifice21:43 Western Legalism from Rome to Reform24:32 Halal Structures & Spiritual Compliance27:22 From Purity to Praise29:37 Ritual Without Reverence31:12 Extending an Olive Branch34:02 Where Mysticism Enters the Kitchen37:13 Kabbalah Reloaded44:11 Islam's Holistic Hadiths47:19 On Purity Laws & the Holiness Code51:33 Closing Thoughts55:01 OutroSupport the Show with a One-Time or Recurring donation: coff.ee/OrthodoxHealthWork with Dr. Mike: https://www.OrthodoxHealth.comPre-Order Orthodoxy & The Medicine of the Future: https://www.orthodoxhealth.com/bookIntro & Outro Music: St. John of Chicago Orthodox Church Choir (Arkansas) - Please support their building fund by buying the whole album here: https://stjohnorthodoxchurch.bandcamp.com/album/come-ye-faithful-building-fundraiserOrthodox Health InstagramOrthodox Health Telegram

Oct 20, 2025 • 1h 1min
The Temperance Table: Mormonism, Methodism & the Caffeine-Free Gospel
Why did America learn to fear the feast?In this episode of the Orthodox Health Podcast, Dr. Michael Christian & John continue the story of how 19th-century revivalism, temperance preachers, & eventually Mormonism redefined food & drink as moral tests instead of gifts of grace. From Joseph Smith’s “caffeine-free gospel” to the Methodist crusade against alcohol, we uncover how Protestant (& post-Prostestant) restraint replaced the sacramental joy of the table.You’ll hear how Mormonism’s “Word of Wisdom” mixed piety with folk magick, how the Temperance Movement made self-control America’s new religion, & why Orthodoxy restores what the modern diet religions lost: communion, celebration, & thanksgiving.Because the goal isn’t to scrub the world clean... it’s to let grace illuminate it again.Takeaways:The Word of Wisdom & Methodist temperance reforms weren’t just health codes... they were moral boundary-markers born from revivalist guilt.Protestant suspicion of the body paved the way for America’s caffeine-free, low-fat, self-denying “diet gospel.”Mormonism’s origins in the “Burned-Over District” fused folk magick, Freemasonry, & alchemy with the language of revelation.The Enlightenment’s split between matter & spirit created a vacuum that folk magic rushed to fill... a kind of what Jonathan Pageau calls “mis-enchantment.”Orthodoxy bridges that divide: fasting disciplines, feasting sanctifies.True detox is repentance; true temperance is joy rightly ordered.Sound Bytes:“When America gave up the chalice, it didn’t lose alcohol... it lost sacrament.”“The problem isn’t caffeine — it’s when we turn self-control into a new gospel.”“They tried to scrub the world clean… but grace doesn’t sterilize... it sanctifies."“Revivalists replaced feasting with guilt, but the Orthodox answer isn’t to reject ritual... it’s to redeem it.”“The only real detox? Repentance. That’s how the icons are restored.”Chapters:00:00 Opener01:30 Introduction to the Caffeine-Free Gospel05:45 The Word of Wisdom: Mormonism's Dietary Advice09:06 The Role of Control in "Holiness"11:28 Methodists & the Rise of the Temperance Movement13:00 John's Quick Gospel of the Jedi Aside13:40 On Trying to Legislate Holiness19:37 An Aside on Mary as the Queen of Heaven21:14 Prohibition as Fasting Without Feasting24:07 Protestant Guilt & Modern Diet Culture30:10 Hedonism as a Revolt Against Puritanism31:55 Joy as a Commandment34:54 Moralism & The Need for Ritual37:57 Mormonism: America's Gnostic Great Awakening41:02 Thy Will Vs. Self-Will in Salvation43:50 The Contrast Between Prayer & Magic49:20 The Folk Magic Roots of Modern Wellness Culture53:15 The Wellness Gospel & Modern Rituals55:40 Asceticism & the True Nature of Fasting58:06 Closing Thoughts & Looking Ahead59:36 OutroSupport the Show with a One-Time or Recurring donation: coff.ee/OrthodoxHealthWork with Dr. Mike: https://www.OrthodoxHealth.comPre-Order Orthodoxy & The Medicine of the Future: https://www.orthodoxhealth.com/bookIntro & Outro Music: St. John of Chicago Orthodox Church Choir (Arkansas) - Please support their building fund by buying the whole album here: https://stjohnorthodoxchurch.bandcamp.com/album/come-ye-faithful-building-fundraiserOrthodox Health InstagramOrthodox Health Telegram

Oct 13, 2025 • 2h 2min
Feminism, Food & the Fall: Diet, Control & the Occult w/ Rachel Wilson
In the finale of our Women’s Health Arc, Dr. Michael Christian & John sit down with Rachel Wilson, Orthodox Christian & author of Occult Feminism: The Secret History of Women’s Liberation, to expose how feminism, the occult, & modern wellness culture reshaped the female body, diet, & family.From yoga & the birth control pill to the Rockefeller-funded feminist revolution, Rachel traces how spiritual deception entered the kitchen & the clinic... redefining womanhood in the image of control, not communion.This conversation moves from Calvinism to Orthodoxy, from anorexia disguised as asceticism to the Gnostic myth of “liberation from biology.” Rachel also discusses her health challenges, the healing power of pregnancy, & the misconceptions surrounding childbirth.Together, they reveal how the Orthodox phronema, in general, & the Theotokos, in particular, restore true dignity to women... body, soul, & spirit.Takeaways:Feminism’s Hidden Roots: How Marxist & occult influences shaped early feminist movements through figures like Alexandra Kollontai & Helena Blavatsky.Food as Control: Why the birth control pill, diet culture, & “clean eating” all share the same antinatal, Gnostic worldview.Yoga & the Occult: How yoga was introduced to the West as a spiritual Trojan horse & why Orthodox Christians should beware its theological roots.True Liberation: The Orthodox path honors women’s cycles, fertility, & embodiment, not as obstacles, but as icons of divine wisdom.Marriage vs. the State: Why Soviet communists abolished sacramental marriage, & how Western feminism inherited that ideology.Healing the Family: Rachel’s powerful testimony of homeschooling, rebuilding health after autoimmune illness, & reclaiming the household as the center of formation.Orthodox Medicine of the Future: How prayer, fasting, & family life form the real “wellness revolution”... grounded not in self-worship, but in Theosis.Sound Bytes: “It’s a Gnostic idea, that our biology is inherently bad?”“Yoga was kind of a Trojan horse that was snuck in by theosophists and occultists.”“Feminism made the sexual liberation stuff possible; it wouldn’t be here without that.”“The whole idea that men & women are the same is damaging to women on every front.”“Having babies destroys your body & you’ll die from it... that’s all a lie too.”“When we lose the sacramental view of man & woman, we lose the meaning of health itself.”Chapters:00:00 Opener01:30 Introduction to Feminism & Health Outcomes02:59 Rachel Wilson's Journey to Orthodoxy13:38 Perks of Being an Intellectual Outcast19:07 Ancestral Health & Autism26:17 On Robb Wolf, The Godfather of Paleo27:53 The Dark Roots of Yoga32:41 Homeschooling & Preparing for Life Phases34:11 The Scourge of Birth Control & "Family Planning"42:01 Feminism's Impacts on Health49:17 The Tragedy of the Two-Income Economy56:01 The Realities of Biological Differences Between Men & Women01:01:14 Callback to Presbytera Marina & Cycle Syncing01:03:59 Hemochromatosis & Orthodox Fasting01:08:20 The Feminist Myth of Death While Giving Birth01:14:12 The Theotokos as a Model for Women01:16:27 A Proper Christian Response to "Pro-Choice"01:21:03 New Age & The Protestant Founding of America01:26:10 The Growth of Orthodoxy in America01:30:02 On the Amish01:31:50 How Feminism Affects Food01:34:09 Historical Misconceptions of Male Power01:43:28 Rachel's Favorite Lift01:50:09 The Importance of Lifting as We Age01:55:46 Where Can You Find Rachel Wilson?01:57:45 Closing Thoughts & Looking Ahead02:00:43 OutroSupport the Show with a One-Time or Recurring donationWork with Dr. MikePre-Order Orthodoxy & The Medicine of the FutureIntro/Outro Music: St. John of Chicago Orthodox Church Choir (Arkansas) - Please support their building fund by buying the whole album hereOrthodox Health InstagramOrthodox Health TelegramRachel's YoutubeRachel's Substack Rachel's Book: Occult Feminism

Oct 6, 2025 • 54min
The Gospel of Grains: Revivalism, Guilt, & The USDA Food Pyramid
When America lost throne & altar, it found a cereal bowl.In the 19th century, revival preachers turned purity into a health plan.Ellen G. White’s visions warned that meat led to lust.John Harvey Kellogg tried to purify the body with cereal, shock therapy, & ice baths...By the 20th century, their strange theology had hardened into the USDA Food Pyramid: a gospel of grains preached with government approval.In this episode of the Orthodox Health Podcast, Dr. Michael Christian & John trace how revivalism, guilt, & moral panic built modern diet culture.From the Great Disappointment of 1844 to Kellogg’s sanitarium empire, discover how a false asceticism of fiber replaced true fasting, and how Orthodoxy restores what these health reformers lost:Communion instead of control.Thanksgiving instead of guilt.Grace instead of gluten-free salvation.Takeaways:How the Second Great Awakening birthed America’s obsession with bodily purity.Why Ellen G. White’s visions turned diet into moral law.The shocking ways John Harvey Kellogg used cereal & electricity as “sin prevention.”How the Food Pyramid became a moral document... not a scientific one.Why Orthodoxy offers a better way: fasting as love, not punishment.Food should be seen as a gift, not a tool for control.The body is sacred & should be treated with respect.Modern dietary ideologies echo the moral panic of the past.True healing comes from Christ, not dietary restrictions.Soundbytes:“Most people today don’t follow a diet... they follow a doctrine.”“Cereal replaced confession, & fiber became a form of penance.”“The Food Pyramid wasn’t science. It was theology in disguise.”“Fasting without grace became a diet of control.”“Orthodoxy doesn’t treat food as sin or salvation. It treats it as communion.”“You’re not saved by what you eat. You’re saved by Who you feast on.”Chapters:00:00 Opener01:30 Introduction to Sacred Diets06:15 The 19th Century Health Reform Movement11:51 Ellen G. White & Dietary Purity16:38 From the Great Disappointment to the Gospel of the Gut23:08 Fasting Without Burnout Plan Promo 24:19 John Harvey Kellogg & the Birth of Cereal29:58 Establishing Battle Creek & The Sanitarium System34:39 Institutionalization of Battle Creek & the Sanitariums36:15 The USDA Food Pyramid & Its Implications41:20 Traditional Orthodox Rejection of Veganism44:53 Reorienting Food's Sacredness46:17 On the Nature of Orthodox Fasting50:15 Closing Thoughts & Looking Forward53:22 OutroSupport the Show with a One-Time or Recurring donation: Buy Us a Coffee!Work with Dr. Mike: https://www.OrthodoxHealth.comPre-Order Orthodoxy & The Medicine of the Future: https://www.orthodoxhealth.com/bookIntro & Outro Music: St. John of Chicago Orthodox Church Choir (Arkansas) - Please support their building fund by buying the whole album here: https://stjohnorthodoxchurch.bandcamp.com/album/come-ye-faithful-building-fundraiserOrthodox Health InstagramOrthodox Health Telegram

Sep 29, 2025 • 1h 22min
PCOS, Prayer, & Practical Healing w/ Brennan Straka & Casey Kuhn
In this episode of The Orthodox Health Podcast, Dr. Michael Christian & co-host John are joined by return guest, certified nurse midwife Brennan Straka, & Dr. Michael's own wife, Casey, to discuss the complexities of women's health, with a particular focus on PCOS (Polycystic Ovary Syndrome). They explore fasting, dietary changes, & the importance of faith in navigating health challenges. Casey shares her personal journey with PCOS, highlighting the emotional & physical struggles that she faced. Brennan delves into various aspects of women's health, particularly hormonal health, & the impact of nutrition & lifestyle choices.They discuss the importance of understanding labwork, the role of vitamins & genetic mutations, & the significance of herbal remedies. The conversation also touches on the emotional aspects of infertility & the importance of faith in navigating these challenges.TakeawaysFasting can be a gift, but challenging for the body.PCOS is often diagnosed when women start trying to conceive.Dietary changes & supplements can significantly impact PCOS symptoms.Faith plays a crucial role in dealing with health challenges.Understanding the hormonal effects of birth control is essential.Nourishment should be viewed as a blessing, not a restriction.Finding balance in fasting & nutrition is key to health.Women often face unique health challenges that require tailored approaches.Hope & faith are vital in the journey of fertility and health.Community support is important in navigating health issues.Lipid panels can be misunderstood in conventional medicine.MTHFR mutations can affect folate metabolism.Folic acid supplementation has historical significance.Herbal remedies like spearmint tea can help with PCOS.Gentle exercise is crucial for managing PCOS symptoms.Dietary choices impact hormonal health significantly.Healing involves addressing the whole person, not just symptoms.Sound bytes“It’s gut-wrenching. You’ve set your heart on a family… & then the ‘maybe a year’ talk.” - Casey“Diagnosis means excess androgens & ovulatory dysfunction... many women won’t show cysts at all.” - Brennan“Under stress, precursors get diverted to cortisol... & progesterone gets over-used downstream.” - Dr. Mike“Chronically undereating resets your basal rate... your thyroid is the thermostat for that system.” - Dr. MikeChapters00:00 Opener01:30 Introduction to Women's Health & PCOS Awareness03:36 Casey's Orthodox Journey07:12 Casey's PCOS Journey11:02 On Wanting to Provide Your Husband with a Large Family13:15 What Really Helped Casey's PCOS the Most?15:36 Balancing Hope & Faith During PCOS Struggles21:39 Brennan Enters the Chat - What Is PCOS?25:19 PCOS, Progesterone, & the HPA Axis26:38 Birth Control Pill Use & Estrogen Issues31:27 ADHD Medication & Hashimoto's Thyroiditis32:53 The Stress of Over- & Undereating 38:54 Good Night to Casey39:56 Orthodox Health Fasting Promo40:35 The Dangers of Chronic Caloric Restriction42:45 On Balancing Pride & Asceticism45:34 Reframing "Diets" as Nourishment46:25 Examining PCOS Labwork50:01 MTHFR Gene Mutations in PCOS54:09 Brennan's Own MTHFR Struggles56:29 John's PCOS 101 Seminar58:39 Herbs & Tea Time with Brennan59:57 Brennan's Top Supplements for PCOS01:02:42 Top Lifestyle Habits for PCOS01:04:59 On the Benefits of Sugary Coffee for Hypothyroid01:07:32 What About PCOS Without Hypothyroid01:10:23 On the Taboo of Dietary Sugar01:14:24 Brennan's Advice for Those Struggling with Fertility01:18:52 Closing Thoughts & Looking Ahead01:20:47 OutroSupport the Show with a One-Time or Recurring donation: coff.ee/OrthodoxHealthWork with Dr. Mike: OrthodoxHealth.comPre-Order Orthodoxy & The Medicine of the FutureIntro & Outro Music: St. John of Chicago Orthodox Church Choir (Arkansas) - Please support their building fund by buying the whole album hereOrthodox Health InstagramOrthodox Health Telegram

Sep 22, 2025 • 1h 6min
Sanctified Cycles: Femininity & Functional Health w/ Presbytera Marina Thornburg
In this episode of the Orthodox Health Podcast, Presbytera Marina Thornburg (Orthodox True Femininity) joins hosts Dr. Michael Christian & John to explore the multifaceted aspects of femininity within the Orthodox tradition.They discuss the significance of women's roles in the Church, personal conversion stories, & the challenges women face regarding health, particularly PCOS. The conversation delves into the concept of cycle syncing, emphasizing how aligning health practices with hormonal cycles can enhance well-being.They also touch on the significance of bioavailability in nutrition & how understanding one's body can lead to better health outcomes. The episode highlights the importance of community support & the sacred vocation of womanhood, offering insights & resources for women navigating their health journeys. Throughout the conversation, the emphasis is always placed on the importance of patience, consistency, & honoring God's design in health and wellness.Takeaways:Womanhood is a sacred vocation, not a costume; Orthodoxy gives the frame for softness, order, & strength.“Cycle syncing” = aligning food, movement, & daily rhythms to hormonal phases: working with God's design, not against it.Orthodox fasting can harmonize with each phase (e.g., sprouted/fermented in follicular; more raw/salads at ovulation), & even during fasting days, there can still be strategic proteins (shellfish) & honey.Severe cycle pain isn’t “normal”; don’t accept quick pharmaceutical dismissals without root-cause work.This path isn’t a hack: healing requires time, consistency, and attention to the body.When women live who they are in Christ, families, parishes, & the wider Church are strengthened.Sounds Bytes:“Womanhood is not a cultural costume. It is a sacred vocation.”“Cycle syncing is living with our design: when we do, energy, digestion, & emotional balance improve.”“Our cycles aren’t about shock value or ‘uterus power’: they’re about humility, reflection, & God’s intentional rhythm.”“Crippling cycle pain is not normal. Don’t let them medicate you & tell you it’s normal.”“Cycle syncing isn’t a quick fix... you have to put in the time.”“Be faithful, not frantic. Let training & ascetic life work together.”Chapters:00:00 Opener01:30 Introduction to Orthodox Health from the Feminine Perspective03:33 Presbytera Marina's Journey to Orthodoxy07:08 Comparing Catechetical Experiences09:08 The Birth of Orthodox True Femininity11:03 PCOS, Women's Health, & Presbytera Marina's Journey15:51 How Chronic Stress Frequently Leads to Misdiagnoses18:10 Cycle Syncing to Optimize Women's Health19:33 The Occult & Feminist Connections to Health23:26 Growth of Orthodoxy in America25:13 Seed Oils & Early Onset of Puberty in the West28:03 Understanding Cycle Syncing & Fitness31:40 Navigating Conversations About Female Health35:39 Orthodoxy Vs. The Bhagavad Gita38:29 Cycle Syncing & Orthodox Christian Fasting43:48 Should You Be Eating Soy While Orthodox Fasting?45:36 Improving Nutrient Bioavailability During the Fast48:31 John Running His Informational Race49:48 Dealing with Health Effects of Childhood Dyes & Processed Foods51:14 On the Importance of Dairy Quality56:00 Looking Forward to a Part 2 With Presbytera Marina?57:21 Remembering That This is a Marathon & Not a Sprint01:01:01 Where Can You Find Presbytera Marina of Orthodox True Femininity01:01:46 Closing Thoughts & Looking Ahead01:04:55 OutroSupport the Show with a One-Time or Recurring donationWork with Dr. Mike: https://www.OrthodoxHealth.comPre-Order Orthodoxy & The Medicine of the Future: https://www.orthodoxhealth.com/bookIntro & Outro Music: St. John of Chicago Orthodox Church Choir (Arkansas) - Please support their building fund by buying the whole album here:Orthodox Health IGPresbytera Marina's Pinterest Presbytera Marina's IG Work with Presbytera Marina


