Bill Whittle Network

Movie theater attendance has been trending down for decades, and took a near-fatal hit after Covid-19. So what are the big theater chains doing to get people back into seats? Why, encouraging them to use their cell phones more often! What could possibly go wrong? Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

There has been a dramatic and alarming rise in the number of near-catastrophic collisions in what has been for 22 years the single great miracle of the modern age: the US Commercial Air Transport System, which has seen some 40,000 flights per day without a single fatality in twenty-two years among US carriers domestically. But true to form, the government is now insisting on lowering those hard-earned standards in order to promote diversity and inclusion... and unless tings change, and soon, we will once again start including diversely horrific airline crashes into our lives once again. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

He's not just a popularly-elected political opponent! HE IS THE END OF EVERYTHING WE HOLD DEAR AS A NATION AND MUST BE DESTROYED BEFORE HE CAN ENACT HIS GENOCIDAL FASCISTIC POLICE STATE BEFOE IT'S TOO LATE!!! The Left does not know what to do with him, so they keep escalating the hysteria in the hopes that someone will listen. One is temped to ask, though: since he has already served four years as President, where are all the death camps? Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Remember how shocked you were when 'shocking' became the cultural norm? Well, we are shocked -- shocked! -- to report that that particular pendulum may in fact be starting to return toward such now-shocking ideas as 'civility,' 'seemliness' and even 'dignity.' Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

After pro-Palestinian protestors glued themselves to the street during the Thanksgiving Day's Macy Parade it's not as absurd as it sounds... especially given the fact that since the 1972 Olympic Games in Munich, the Palestinians have show an almost supernatural ability to make the worst possible impression on world opinion. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Scott Ott brings us some astonishing news: it turns out that if you break an apple down into its components and consume all of them, it is not as healthy for you as ACTUALLY EATING THE APPLE. Turns out the world is not only more complex than we imagine... it's more complex than we CAN imagine. Now how do we get the Big Brains in Science, Politics and Economics to understand something so simple and obvious? Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Well the kindly folks over at HAMAS have helpfully put together a list of companies that you must boycott in order to STOP ZIONISM NOW! By the way, feel free to go and bake a casserole or change your transmission fluid while Steve runs through the list of things that we must all give up in order to support the continued decapitation of Israeli babies. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

How badly have Joe Biden and his so-far-left-they-have-disappeared-due-to-the-curvature-of-the-earth Progressive base damaged their once formidable, working-man brand? Badly enough, apparently, that they are no longer taking the Black vote as a given. This of course opens tremendous possibilities for Republicans... if we are smart enough and courageous enough to seize them. Our track record on this is not exactly illustrious. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Recorded 09/07/23

A violent, uncontrolled flood of democracy has broken out in Argentina! Fortunately, we Americans have a trustworthy news media on hand to remind us of the threat posed by unapproved candidates. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/