Bill Whittle Network

‘The 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special is the worst piece of Star Was trash in history!’ The Acolyte: ‘Hold my beer.’ It really is that bad. It took four decades for Disney to turn a $4,000,000,000 franchise into compostable garbage, but they managed to pull it off at last. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Some of our elderly viewers may remember Hillary Clinton: she was the woman who had her butt handed to her during the 2016 Presidential debates by Donald Trump. Well, you’ll be pleased to know she has some absolutely bipartisan, completely fair, deeply insightful deep insights on how to debate both people who went on to become actual presidents. Also, her new book cover looks like a four-dollar anime filter for TikTok. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Archeologists have recently unearthed a mass burial site at the Mayan city of Chichen Itza, consisting of scores of young children — all of them boys. That human sacrifice is repulsive, abhorrent and just plain evil SHOULD be something every decent person can agree upon… but Progressives, as usual, are there with an EXPLANATION of why our oppressive, white supremacist, colonial blinders allow us to pass such judgements. Death had an entirely different meaning to the Mayans, they helpfully explain. No doubt the boys in the pit were fighting to get to the head of the line. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Quoth Steve’s intro: ‘Guess how many homes you can wire with high-speed internet for the low, low price of just $42 billion dollars?’ Answer to date: ZERO. Color us shocked. SHOCKED! Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

Catching up on backlogged TSL episodes. Recorded 09/28/23

Catching up on old posts. Recorded 09/21/23

Catching up on posting old TSL episodes. Check the TSL page at BillWhittle.com for updates! Recorded 09/15/23.

It’s a cold, sad day on Martha’s Vineyard, man… all that water and no reefer! It takes the power of a $5 Trillion government to find a way to make sure it’s not possible to grow a WEED. It’s a total bummer, dude. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

The Biden administration rushes to America’s rescue by pressing for the removal of medical-related debt from a consumer’s credit score. Kind of makes sense, for a change: no one frivolously puts takes out a $60k loan for a kidney problem. The problem is, most credit reporting agencies buckled to pressure from the Biden administration many years before there even WAS a Biden administration. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/

It was the beast of times; it was the wurst of times… In one corner, ladies and gentlemen, Senator John Fetterman, who, we are genuinely pleased to say, seems to remaking great strides in recovering from his debilitating stroke that had made his campaign seem like a farce and also an act of great cruelty. It turns out, the more brain function he recovers, the more conservative he’s become. Awkward… And in the other corner, there seems to be a malfunctioning animatronic over at the Panderers of the Caribbean ride… Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/