Smart Nonsense

Newsletter: https://www.smartnonsense.com/SAT app: https://www.brainblast.com/Hire a video editor: https://www.clipt.co🕘Timestamps:(0:00) Welcome to Smart Nonsense - Mumbly Mo and Yanni Chlani intro(0:55) Flight lessons and fog clouds - why I'm a pilot now(2:59) The Naval rule: treating your time like $5,000/hour(4:14) Bike mechanic gets PISSED at my Super 73 "motorcycle"(7:04) I had the last laugh - undoing his "impossible" screw in 1 second(11:24) U-2 Spy Plane Skunk Works - crazy landing without landing gear(15:52) David Senra event - billion dollar CTO vs podcast celebrity(19:33) I FOUND CRAIGSLIST CRAIG walking down the street(23:30) Craig's LinkedIn reveals he "kind of sucks" as a manager(25:24) Bike mechanic wants my "magic touch" - are we friends now?Recorded May 30, 2025#SmartNonsense #DylanJardon #HenryBelcaster

Newsletter: https://www.smartnonsense.com/SAT app: https://www.brainblast.com/Hire a video editor: https://www.clipt.co🕘Timestamps:(0:00) Why dogs tilt their heads - the cockeyed Joe mystery(2:47) Subway peaked in 2010 and now tastes like poop(4:34) House hunting with $10K budget in West Village(6:08) Naval's life philosophy: "You get what you deserve"(8:23) New friends opened my eyes - finally living my 20s(11:02) The Secretary Problem - Dylan solved it independently(13:58) First time in a Waymo robot taxi in San Francisco(16:27) Memorial Day debauchery weekend in Stone Harbor(18:39) Alcohol is Lindy - missing out on college drinking(20:56) Season of Yes - getting after it for 5 yearsRecorded May 29, 2025#SmartNonsense #DylanJardon #HenryBelcaster

Newsletter: https://www.smartnonsense.com/SAT app: https://www.brainblast.com/Hire a video editor: https://www.clipt.co🕘Timestamps:(0:15) Hockey blocked shots injury(1:33) Sean Puri "toxic girlfriend" saga(3:20) Turkey trip makes people think I'm gay(4:25) Flight lesson cancelled by fog(7:17) Windy.com weather data discovery(14:27) Ken Griffin's secret weather advantage(18:55) Chess.com 150M ARR deep dive(25:32) 2 AM chess friends from Poland(30:15) First wins = 4x user retention(35:10) Playing Mark Rober chess bot#SmartNonsense #DylanJardon #HenryBelcaster

Newsletter: https://www.smartnonsense.com/SAT app: https://www.brainblast.com/Hire a video editor: https://www.clipt.co🕘Timestamps:(0:00) Intro & Tartan Windmill Regrets(1:35) Jeff Bezos First Principles & Being in the Room(4:01) Draw V2 Surprise Launch - Johnny IV Jr(9:26) "Living It Up" & Mystery DM Follow(12:32) Cleo Abram Sponsorship Competition(16:36) Flight School & $2,000 Gear(18:03) Brain Blast Roadmap - Solo vs Multiplayer(24:00) David Blaine & Swami Mantra Magic Book(28:24) Peter Thiel Freaks Out Over Magic Trick(29:31) Potential Date & Swakopmund Reveal#SmartNonsense #DylanJardon #HenryBelcaster

Newsletter: https://www.smartnonsense.com/SAT app: https://www.brainblast.com/Hire a video editor: https://www.clipt.co🕘Timestamps:(0:00) "Chimpanzee" mic test debate(2:25) Two-club golf philosophy(6:03) Retiring the Spaniard bar(9:12) Ivy League parties & $80K watches(12:36) "She lied about Harvard AND hockey"(15:51) Accidental chess grandmaster encounter(19:04) Pilot gear obsession explained(21:35) $1500 headset & astronaut sunglasses(23:40) "It's all a business write-off"(24:51) Dating someone with Space Force connections#SmartNonsense #DylanJardon #HenryBelcaster

Newsletter: https://www.smartnonsense.com/SAT app: https://www.brainblast.com/Hire a video editor: https://www.clipt.co🕘Timestamps:(0:00) "NYC is basically Disneyland for adults" - Spring update and urban living metaphors(3:42) Speech anxiety & King's Speech moment - Tackling public speaking challenges(7:15) Soho House pool encounters - Almost meeting "Twitter hot" person(10:23) Weekend plans: The Spaniard bar & becoming a pilot - Flight school ambitions(13:57) Bloody nose chronicles - Pool paranoia and tampon solutions(17:31) Dark turn: Bike accident story - Sobering reminder about street safety(20:15) "Make the thing exist first, make it good later" - App development philosophy(23:46) UI vs UX debate - Why functionality beats pretty design in early development(26:21) The blank screen problem - Creating engaging first experiences in the app(29:35) Learning from mistakes - SAT practice and tackling "the discriminant"#SmartNonsense #DylanJardon #HenryBelcaster

Newsletter: https://www.smartnonsense.com/SAT app: https://www.brainblast.com/Hire a video editor: https://www.clipt.coTimestamps:(0:00) Brain blasted back to high school(0:58) Trade secrets spilled immediately(2:10) Using your own crappy product(3:45) Online test over stinky library(5:42) Calculator app disaster(9:36) Module 1: crushing easy problems(11:40) Bookmark management crisis(14:00) SAT prep = medieval torture(17:30) Score breakdown envy(21:20) SCORE REVEAL: Dylan's shocking 710(22:40) Pop's revenge: 730 domination(24:30) 80% effective, 10x more fun(26:35) Next step: actual studying#SmartNonsense #DylanJardon #HenryBelcaster

Newsletter: https://www.smartnonsense.com/SAT app: https://www.brainblast.com/Hire a video editor: https://www.clipt.co🕘Timestamps:(0:00) Intro & Forgotten Rainbow of Life(2:35) NYC Rant: The City That Don't Sleep Sucks(6:10) Mike Wazowski Body Problems(11:25) Turkey Trip: The Last-Minute Adventure(15:47) Beach Town Disaster: "Imagine This Place In Season"(19:32) Hot Air Balloon Rides in Cappadocia(23:15) Epic Hog Adventure: Tearing Through Mountain Ridges(27:38) The Ravine Disaster: When Google Maps Betrays You(35:42) Type 2 Fun vs Type 3 Fun: Two Ways to Handle Disaster(39:50) Istanbul: Soho House and Turkish Baths from Hell#SmartNonsense #DylanJardon #HenryBelcaster

Episode #336 with Henry and Dylan(0:00) One-take pod attempt fails immediately(0:28) Season of giving (all seasons)(0:54) Emptying someone else's dishes(1:12) Adults don't need kitchens anymore(1:40) Friend discovers pasta for first time(2:40) HubSpot returns to Clipt (full circle)(3:28) Wings smart scale confusion(4:42) Weather reports from bathroom scales(5:15) Snuffleupagus nose problems(6:12) The glasses revelation (she couldn't see him)(7:02) Forced CVS trip for allergy meds(7:35) Steve Jobs' right-hand man(8:14) Acupuncture miracle cure(9:36) Different doctor reactions to miracle cures(10:35) Apothecary and bloodletting remedies(11:02) Jobs died from minced apples (not really)(11:42) Acupuncture experience in Rhode Island(13:02) Learning from Steve Jobs' posse(13:29) Steve Jobs HATED styluses(14:40) "We're born with 10 styluses" (fingers)(15:20) Brain Blast draw mode drops(16:08) The pencil vs. phone writing challenge(17:18) The friction advantage (think before you write)(18:04) Big J delivers the coding miracle(19:10) Drawing on the app (it actually works)(20:30) Two-finger scrolling discovery(21:30) Smooth transitions between app screens(22:30) Product development priorities struggle(23:38) Disagreeing more when building software(24:45) Steve Jobs and dog-fooding your product(26:10) Game modes: solo, async, and sync play(27:30) Learning radians through Brain Blast(28:45) Getting crushed by lightning-fast answers#SmartNonsense #DylanJardon #HenryBelcaster

Episode #335 with Henry and DylanTimestamps:(0:00) WTF is this podcast?(0:55) Dad said don't (did anyway)(1:58) Creepy staring 101(3:30) Sunglasses hack(4:21) Pro-level glancing(5:05) Dog learns Chinese(5:38) Irish guy's Chinese flex(8:10) TRADE SECRETS ALERT!(8:44) Fake Spiegel texts(9:36) Peekaboo → Snapchat(10:30) Spiegel: genius or lucky?(11:42) Do one thing well(12:50) "Making an app" kills conversations(13:45) Two ideas, one dev(14:40) Channeling Jobs(16:12) Toilet-friendly SAT(17:45) Fat finger solutions(19:35) Pencil kit breakthrough(21:20) Infinite canvas hell(23:15) Everything is janky(24:40) Nobody's playing#SmartNonsense #DylanJardon #HenryBelcaster