

The Confused Breakfast
Cloud10
A nostalgic journey back to the movie rental store era and the amazing movies from our childhood that we all know and love. With the benefit of 20+ years of hindsight, we revisit and dissect these classic movies to see if they still move us the way they did as kids. Full movie review episode released every Wednesday. Bonus Brunch episode every Monday.
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Jun 26, 2024 • 1h 56min
Crocodile Dundee (1986)
Well, G’day mate! Remember Crocodile Dundee? We sure do. It was the second highest-grossing movie of 1996, was nominated for an Oscar, spawned 2 sequels and spurred an influx of tourism to the great country of Australia. The elusive, DOUBLE Reverse, fish out of water plot. Join us as we break it down with a modern eye!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:30 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:30 - Pertinent movie details •0:11:15- Critical and fan reviews•0:20:30 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:44:00 - Modern day ratings——————————————————————LIVE PODCAST:Chicago, IL on July 17th- More info here- https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-confused-breakfast-live-in-chicago-tickets-925355442037?——————————————————————SPONSORS:****Cedar Ridge Distillery- Go check out our sponsor and order some whiskey. http://cedarridgedistillery.com——————————————————————**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more.Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Bud Larsen and Michael Guiliano.Welcome to our newest members - David Strecker, Sam, Trubraj, Michael Bowcock, Kameron Mickels, Nathan Tolley, Kerrie Parker, Michael Mayeux, DonR22, Jnathan Hamrick Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 24, 2024 • 39min
BRUNCH: Top 5 Movies from 1991
It's Sean's birthday year, so we had to discuss our individual top 5 favorite movies from 1991. Join us to discuss our individual Top 5 from this year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 19, 2024 • 2h 1min
The Wizard (1989)
I love the Wizard. It’s so bad. Join us on today’s episode as we discuss a true cult-classic. A movie that made all kids want to compete in video game tournaments. A movie that is basically Rain Man, but for kids. A 90 minute long commercial for Nintendo and Universal Studios that you couldn’t take your eyes off. Does Jenny Lewis steal the show? Who is the mosts punchable face? Why is The Wizard in the same universe as Over The Top? Join us to find out.•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:04:15 - Memories of first viewing•0:08:15 - Pertinent movie details •0:12:30- Critical and fan reviews•0:22:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:49:15 - Modern day ratings——————————————————————SPONSORS:****HelloFresh- Get FREE appetizers for life while subscription is active. Visit http://HelloFresh.com/confusedbreakfastapps****Shopify- sign up for one dollar per month trial at http://shopify.com/confused——————————————————————**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more.Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Bud Larsen and Michael Guiliano.Welcome to our newest members - Jesse Price, Jimmy Miller, Mike Grim, Rissa, Pamela J Vislisel, Cody Bruesch,. Michale McMann, Connor Fraser, Marky H, Micah Perdue, Evan Rogers, Michael Bracciano, Josh Perez, Jantzen, S R, Ian Burney, Samual Bayness, Mike Mike, Matt P, Nic Mad, Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 17, 2024 • 38min
BRUNCH: Fallout, Peanut Butter Falcon, Spaceman, Rec2, Secret of My Success and much more
It's another Monday Morning Brunch and today we are talking about the shows and movies we have been watching. Enjoy some convos about Fallout, Peanut Butter Falcon, Spaceman, Love Lies Bleeding, Rec2, The Guide To Recognizing Your Saints, The Secret of My Success and much more!SPONSORS:****ExpressVPN- Get three extra months free when you use our special link http://ExpressVPN.com/CONFUSED Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 12, 2024 • 1h 35min
Varsity Blues (1999)
I DON'T WANT YOUR LIFE!! Join us as we finally review one of the most cherished football/high school movies of the 90s. Is Coach Kilmer one of the most evil characters of all-time? Is this peak Scott Caan? This movie that taught us all that having a pig as pet is the perfect accessory for the overweight funny guy, stealing a cop car is ok if you are football player, all dads in Texas are living in the past and that reading Kurt Vonnegut means you are smart. We are of course talking about 1999’s Varsity Blues•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:15 - Memories of first viewing•0:06:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:09:15- Critical and fan reviews•0:15:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:22:45 - Modern day ratings——————————————————————SPONSORS:****Cedar Ridge Distillery- Go check out our sponsor and order some whiskey. http://cedarridgedistillery.com——————————————————————**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more.Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Bud Larsen and Michael Guiliano.Welcome to our newest members - Jesse Price, Jimmy Miller, Mike Grim, Rissa, Pamela J Vislisel, Cody Bruesch,. Michale McMann, Connor Fraser, Marky H, Micah Perdue, Evan Rogers, Michael Bracciano, Josh Perez, Jantzen, S R, Ian Burney, Samual Bayness, Mike Mike, Matt P, Nic Mad, Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 10, 2024 • 1h 24min
BRUNCH: Movie Fan Theories with Dusty Slay
Comedian Dusty Slay joins us to create some fun theories and universes. Have you ever wondered how all the Arnold Schwarzenegger movies are connected? Did you know that Vince Vaughn's movies are all in the same universe? Ever wanted a WILD Willy Wonka fan theory in your life? If so, tune in for a fun conversation and check out Dusty's Netflix special, 'Working Man' and catch him on the road at http://DustySlay.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 5, 2024 • 1h 47min
Men In Black (1997)
Men In Black came out in 1997 and was the highest grossing film of the year. It was nominated for 3 oscars, winning one of them and spawned 3 more films, an animated TV series, video games, toys and a theme park attraction. But is it as good as we all remember it? Strap yourselves in for this wild ride of an episode and if you don’t like what we have to say at the end, you can always neuralize yourselves and forget it ever happened! •0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:06:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:10:45- Critical and fan reviews•0:23:30 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:35:30 - Modern day ratings——————————————————————SPONSORS:****ASPCA- To learn more about Pet Health Insurance, visit http://aspcapetinsurance.com/breakfast ——————————————————————**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more.Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Bud Larsen and Michael Guiliano.Welcome to our newest members - bDizzle, Andrew Baltera, Matt B, Ryan Munson, Mark Ruskowsky, Craig Elworthy, Philip Dold, James, Jake Pederson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 3, 2024 • 58min
BRUNCH: Who is the Greatest Action Hero? (Tournament)
This is a fun one! Have you ever wondered who would win in a fight between John Rambo and Major Dutch? How about John Wick and James Bond? On today's brunch episode, we give you a 20-team, single elimination tournament of some of the greatest on-screen action hero characters in history. Join us for the fun!——————————————————————**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 31, 2024 • 1h 44min
Blank Check (1994) - Re:Issue
In honor of the 30th anniversary of this movie, we decided to re-release our original movie review from May 26th, 2021. Money can’t buy happiness. Or love. Or friendship. But it’ll buy a lot of stuff that might fill the void. On this episode, we Breakdown the uncomfortable tale of Blank Check. When the laws of realty, finance, physics and parental consent are tossed to the wind, you better believe it’s a pubescent boys wacky wildest wet dream.——————————————————————**Cedar Ridge Distillery- All the info you could need and more. http://cedarridgewhiskey.com——————————————————————**Also, we have a Patreon. If you are enjoying the podcast, want to support us and enjoy some extra perks and bonus content, check it out at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast ——————————————————————**Every link you could need from us. Http://confusedbreakfast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 29, 2024 • 1h 51min
National Treasure (2004)
And just like that, May of Swayz(e): Uncaged is over. Join us as we bid a fond farewell to Nic Cage and his iconic appearance in National Treasure. Is this one of the only movies that Sean Bean’s character doesn’t die in? Did this movie possibly reinvigorate the adventure/treasure hunt movie genre and maybe even normalize conspiracy theories? Why didn’t someone step in to tell the Gates’ family that they weren’t very good at treasure hunting? •0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:15 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:45 - Pertinent movie details •0:12:15- Critical and fan reviews•0:25:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:38:30 - Modern day ratings——————————————————————SPONSORS:****Manscaped- Get 20% Off + Free Shipping, with the code CONFUSED at http://Manscaped.com****Cedar Ridge Distillery- Go check out our sponsor and order some whiskey. http://cedarridgedistillery.com——————————————————————**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more.Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Bud Larsen and Michael Guiliano.Welcome to our newest members - bDizzle, Andrew Baltera, Matt B, Ryan Munson, Mark Ruskowsky, Craig Elworthy, Philip Dold, James, Jake Pederson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices