"Carpet is nice. It's soft. And if you get the chance, you can shuffle your feet on it and shock your brother or your mom, or every once in a while you get static electricity and shock your cat. ” - Dulcé Sloan   “Cheap motels, they've done carpet dirty, and they've become a representative, an unwanted representative of the dirty carpet brand. ” - Josh Johnson   It’s carpet vs. hardwood floors this week on Hold Up with Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson.   Click here for Dulcé’s tour dates: https://www.dulcesloan.com/tour Click here for Josh’s tour dates: https://www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com/tour   #DailyShow #HoldUp #PodcastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“So this is the thing about the chicken sandwich. You can have it fried, you can have it grilled, you can have a chicken salad sandwich on a croissant. That's always nice.” - Dulcé Sloan   “It is possible with burgers to get something rare, medium, medium-well, well-done. Temperature alone adds four times to whatever type of burger you want to have.” - Josh Johnson   It’s chicken sandwiches vs. burgers, the battle of the sandwiches, this week on Hold Up with Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson.   #DailyShow #HoldUp #Podcast   Click here for Dulcé’s tour dates: dailyshow.com/dulcesloan Click here for Josh’s tour dates: dailyshow.com/joshjohnsonSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The podcast explores the debate of whether Valentine's Day should focus on romantic love or be more inclusive, sharing personal experiences and discussing the corniness of the holiday. They also delve into the incorporation of office language into black culture and the importance of effective communication in relationships. Plus, they talk about giving gifts on different occasions and seek suggestions for future podcast topics.

“My opinion is that happy hour makes life easier and better through discounts, while brunch makes it harder and more bougie for no reason with orange juice and vodka.” - Josh Johnson   “The thing about brunch though is one, your mimosas are bottomless. Also, we have changed the lifestyle when it comes to brunch. Now, it's not just orange juice. We done expanded the juices.” - Dulcé Sloan   It’s happy hour vs. brunch this week on Hold Up with Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson.   #DailyShow #HoldUp #Podcast   Click here for Dulcé’s tour dates: https://www.dulcesloan.com/tour Click here for Josh’s tour dates: https://www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com/tourSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dulcé Sloan and Josh Johnson discuss the pros and cons of online vs. in-store shopping, including the lack of impulse buys online and the convenience of unlocked products. They also explore the economic impact of online shopping and the science of pheromones and attraction.

“With a loud neighbor, their lifestyle is invading my home. I've lived in places where it felt like the roof was gonna cave in because I heard every footstep. “ - Dulcé Sloan “I will say, a nosy neighbor might just save your life, you know?  A loud neighbor has never solved a murder. They've never helped in an investigation.” - Josh Johnson   We’re revisiting nosy vs. noisy neighbors this week on Hold Up with Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson.    Hold Up will be back next week with an all-new episode!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“You can actually have an experience with a person in a day date, that I think in dinner dates you’re limited.” - Josh Johnson   “What I’m saying is, you better take a bitch to dinner first. You better spend them coins.” - Dulcé Sloan   It’s day dates vs. dinner dates this week on Hold Up with Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson. #DailyShow #HoldUp #Podcast   Buy tickets to Dulcé's shows: https://www.etix.com/ticket/e/1030895/dulce-sloan-off-cabot-beverly-off-cabot-comedy-and-events   Buy tickets to Josh's shows: https://www.tacomacomedyclub.com/events/63671See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“There's way more work that goes into the onion ring, but anything that's classy and of value is going to require more work.” - Dulcé Sloan   “You're telling me that you would rather, in your life, hot battered grease over onions than a delicious, freshly cut crinkled or curly potato. Because you're giving up all types of fries.” - Josh Johnson   It’s french fries vs. onion rings this week on Hold Up with Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson.  #DailyShow #HoldUp #PodcastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“What I'm saying is this, lasagna is also versatile, because you can make it vegetarian, you can make it vegan, you can put all the meats in it, you can put any types of meat in it.” - Dulcé Sloan “I'm spaghetti all day. All right. I'm spaghetti all the way around until they turn to SpaghettiOs. All right.” - Josh Johnson We’re bringing back the ultimate pasta debate, lasagna vs. spaghetti, this week on Hold Up with Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson. #DailyShow #HoldUp #Podcast Hold Up will be back next week with an all-new episode! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“Because I'm a beach person, right? Because my family's from Miami, I was born there, we used to live there. And so, for me vacation means beach. Period.” - Dulcé Sloan “Whereas a staycation, now it's all up to you. Do you want Netflix? Do you want to just relax? Do you want sleep? That's all happening. It's happening at home.” - Josh Johnson We’re revisiting our favorite debate on the best way to spend your time off, vacations vs. staycations, this week on Hold Up with Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson. #DailyShow #HoldUp #Podcast See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.