Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe

Today's little special guest, Alan, hops on the mic with Kaitlyn to talk all about his experience as the Duck Master at the Peabody Hotel... a true honor. She tests his Duck Mastery with riveting duck questions and they even answer the compelling question, “Does a duck’s boner drag in the weeds?” In this episode, we find out that Alan is more than just a Duck Master - he is also really shitty at giving advice. The two dive into the OTV Hotline to give some “Take It or Leave It” advice and we would say, for this round, leave it. Kaitlyn and Alan also reminisce about the DWTS tour, drop who their dance partners would be if they got to choose, and Kaitlyn finds out if Alan had a spark with any of his former DWTS partners. KB & her little mosquito have come a long way. STARBUCKS - Starbucks Baya Energy drink is available online, at grocery stores, convenience stores, and gas stations nationwide. HELIX - Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for my listeners at HelixSleep.com/vine.  LIVING PROOF - Go to LivingProof.com/VINE and use code VINE to get 10% off your first purchase. SAKARA - Right now, Sakara is offering our listeners 20% off their first order when they go to Sakara.com/VINE or enter code VINE at checkout.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Pour a glass of wine & grab a snack because... Girls Gotta Eat! Rayna and Ashley reunite with Kaitlyn for a LONG overdue catchup about all things sex, dating, and relationships. Nothing is off limits with these comedians and podcasters, and on this episode they’re sharing what goes down behind the scenes on their tour, a deep dark secret that’s affected their friendship to this day, and why one former guest made them buy into the saying, “never meet your heroes.” The three are also diving into the most important relationship of all – your relationship with yourself – and why meeting a partner should always be the cherry on top of an already incredible life. From ballsack tattoos to Bachelor Nation hookups to funeral confessions, this episode will have you LOLing from start to finish. Oh, and make sure to listen to Kaitlyn on Rayna and Ashley’s pod, Girls Gotta Eat! GOMACRO - Go to gomacro.com and use promo code VINE for 30% off plus free shipping on all orders over $50! JENNI KAYNE - Go to jennikayne.com and get 15% off your first order when you use code VINE at checkout. VIZZY - To find out where you can purchase Vizzy go to vizzyhardseltzer.com/VINE. OSEA: Get 10% off your first order with promo code VINE at OSEAmalibu.com.  PROGRESSIVE - Get a quote today at Progressive.com.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kaitlyn is going straight to the source as The Bachelor himself, Clayton Echard, joins her on the mic to talk about what we all saw on our screens this week. It definitely hasn’t been an easy journey for him, and in this episode he is opening up about what he was thinking and feeling in the moment versus what he now thinks watching it back. Kaitlyn is asking the questions we all want answers to: What would he have done differently? Did he pick the fantasy suite order? Is he happy? If anyone can relate to the light at the end of The Bachelor tunnel, it’s Kaitlyn. Then, the ShrinkChicks (licensed therapists, Bachelor fans, and podcasters) join Kaitlyn to break down her conversation with Clayton and interpret what we’ve seen so far this season. MERRELL - Shop outdoor gear on Merrell.com.  TALKSPACE - Sign up today at talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with promo code vine.  PROGRESSIVE - Get a quote today at Progressive.com . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Becca “Sultry” Tilley and Tanya “Period Influencer” Rad are joining Kaitlyn right after Kaitlyn scrubbed into their podcast for part one! They’re talking everything from Grey’s Anatomy (their specialty) to relationships and exes to sperm eyebrows. (Yes, you read that correctly.) Becca, Tanya, and Kaitlyn are taking a walk down memory lane to revisit all those interesting trends that might soon be making a comeback, like ramen noodle hair and low-rise jeans. They’re also getting into the awkward photo that made people question the identity of Becca’s boo, and Tanya is opening up about her former breakup with her now boyfriend. Honestly, if we were The Peabody hotel, we’d invite both of these ladies to be the Duck Master anytime. Make sure to check out part one of this convo on their pod Scrubbing In with Becca Tilley & Tanya Rad wherever you listen to podcasts.  APARTMENTS.COM - The most popular place to find a place. PELOTON - Visit onepeloton.com to learn more . BOLL & BRANCH - Experience the best sheets you’ve ever felt at bollandbranch.com and get 15% off your first set of sheets when you use promo code vine15 at checkout. OSEA - Get 10% off your first order with promo code VINE at OSEAmalibu.com.  PROGRESSIVE - Get a quote today at Progressive.com.  Bloom: Bloom Nutrition is offering my listeners 15% off their Greens & Superfoods blend when you go to bloomnu.com/OFFTHEVINE.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kaitlyn and Jason continue their conversation from last week and dive into the OTV Hotline to answer more Vino questions about career advancement, imposter syndrome, and finding your calling. Jason is getting all fired up as today’s voicemails perfectly align with the topics discussed in his upcoming book, The Restart Roadmap. (It's almost like Kaitlyn planned for this.) These two are not holding back as they give their hot takes on finding work-life balance and living life in the 6th gear. Jason opens up about a time in his life where he felt like an imposter and Kaitlyn reveals the next item on her career bucket list… time to get manifesting. They’re also discussing why things in The Bachelor franchise and beyond need to evolve and keep up with the times, because times are a-changin’ faster than ever before. APARTMENTS.COM - The most popular place to find a place. VIZZY - Step up your seltzer game with Vizzy. To find out where you can purchase Vizzy go to vizzyhardseltzer.com/VINE.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Fellow Gemini, pup rescuer, and Jason lover, Jenny Mollen, joins Kaitlyn to talk about all the important things in life: relationships, parenting, and of course, The Bachelor franchise. These two may not have connected before (other than some lighthearted digs on Twitter) but it feels like they’ve been friends for years as they talk about everything from growing older to bettering yourself through therapy to living life on social media. Now they have even more in common as Jenny has started her very own pod, Third Wheel, which dives into the relationships we all want to know more about. Jenny is also about to release her third book, City of Likes, a novel that has the essence of The Devil Wears Prada but if Meryl Streep and Anne Hathaway had sex. As intriguing as it sounds, Jenny talks about all of the rejection and hard work it took to get this book to become a reality. Finally, Jenny shares some parenting and relationship tips, including how to explain to your children that their father famously *made love to* a pie, and why her @DictatorLunches Instagram account helps her connect to her kids in a new way. Be sure to check out Jenny on Instagram @JennyMollen and listen to her new podcast, Third Wheel, which may feature Kaitlyn and her Jason in a future episode… APARTMENTS.COM - The most popular place to find a place. GOMACRO - Stock up on MacroBars by going to gomacro.com and using the promo code VINE for 30% off PLUS free shipping on all orders over $50!  THE PILL CLUB - Go to ThePillClub.com/Vine to get your first birth control care package and donate to help more women in need of affordable birth control. PROGRESSIVE - Get a quote today at Progressive.com.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Bristowe-Tartick household is complete again! Well… for like, 24 hours. Kaitlyn and Jason are hopping on the mic with a glass of wine after a late night date night to “have a conversation, bruh.” Before they open up the lines on the OTV Hotline, they’re sharing some very exciting news. Not only is Jason’s baby, The Restart Roadmap, officially available for preorder, but some very lucky Vinos can go to TheRestartRoadmap.com to order the book and enter to win limited-edition Dews. Now that’s what we call relationship goals. The two dive into how anyone out there can become their very own Craigslist Oprah, the songs and TV shows that got them through their adolescence, and the paranormal activity going down in their house. Is it time to sell or should they convert it to the Slayer Layer? Kaitlyn and Jason take a voicemail from a fellow Canadian who is struggling to become her own boss and give her some “take it or leave it” advice, but because there is just TOO much to get into, you’ll have to make sure to stay tuned next week for part two! TALKSPACE - Visit talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month when you use promo code vine at sign-up. PROGRESSIVE - Get a quote today at Progressive.com.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jana Webb joins Kaitlyn in this episode to share the incredible story of how she continues to overcome adversity in her professional and personal life. To say life has thrown her some curveballs is an understatement, yet her mental and physical strength as well as her “determined to be better than I was before” mindset have pulled her through some very difficult moments. Jana is a fellow-Canadian gal and the founder of Joga, a hybrid of the science of yoga with the biomechanics of sport movement. @JogaJana has worked and continues to work with top athletes across the world to help maximize their performance, even in the face of major injuries she endured from a life-threatening accident. This episode is sure to leave you feeling motivated to take on the day and live out your dreams, no matter what hurdles you may encounter along the way. Although Kaitlyn was running a little late to the recording, due to internet issues (again, leave us alone Tommy), the two of them made up for it with a tall glass of wine, some valuable life lessons, and vulnerable moments. Everyone has their own story to share, and we thank Jana for sharing hers in the hopes of making an impact on the Vinos and beyond.  PROGRESSIVE - Get a quote today at Progressive.com.  AWAY - Start your 100-day trial and shop the entire Away lineup of travel essentials, including their best-selling suitcases, at AwayTravel.com/vine.  BOLL & BRANCH - Experience the best sheets you’ve ever felt at bollandbranch.com. Get 15% off your first set of sheets when you use promo code vine15 at checkout. PELOTON - Visit onepeloton.com to learn more.  CYRANO - Don’t miss CYRANO, only in movie theaters this Friday, February 25th. Learn more at cyrano.movie.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The frequent technology issues cause the Off The Vine team to question if there is paranormal activity happening around Kaitlyn. She’s totally okay with it, just stop messing with the podcast… okay, Tommy? The paranormal activity doesn't stop there; Kaitlyn delivers some unfortunate (fake) news to a Vino’s boyfriend that his home is currently haunted. But like, also no worries because he could not be more chill about it. Turning the beat around, we celebrate Random Acts of Kindness Day on today’s episode by leaving kind voicemails to some random Vinos, including Morgan who is now Kaitlyn’s emergency contact. And to wrap it up, we finally found someone to organize Kaitlyn’s bin of dildos. Oh, and Eminem is hot. CYRANO - Don’t miss CYRANO, only in movie theaters February 25th. Learn more at cyrano.movie.   BLOOM - Bloom Nutrition is offering my listeners 15% off your purchase of their Greens & Superfoods blend when you go to bloomnu.com/OFFTHEVINE . LIVING PROOF - Go to LivingProof.com/VINE and use code VINE to get 10% off your first purchase. Vizzy: To find out where you can purchase Vizzy go to vizzyhardseltzer.com/VINE.   Sakara: Sakara is offering my listeners 20% off their first order when they go to Sakara.com/VINE or enter code VINE at checkout.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today’s guest describes herself as Dr. Ruth meets Rihanna and the Walmart greeter of intimacy, and we’re so happy she’s welcomed us into the intimacy convo to discuss turn on triggers, fantasies, becoming a better dater, and just generally how we can maximize our pleasure potential. Kaitlyn and Shan are talking everything sex, intimacy, and dating, from what sex positivity even means to dating app red flags. The two are also answering questions from the Vinos that get into how to discuss sex and pleasure with your partner, self-pleasure, and using toys in the bedroom. Shan shares a confession relating to her own love life, and the two work on cracking the case of Pete Davidson… What is it about that guy that just does it for people? This is such a fun episode no matter what your love life looks like. If you’re looking to make connections, check out Bumble, and find Shan on Instagram @ShanBoody! CYRANO - Don’t miss CYRANO, only in movie theaters February 25th. Learn more at cyrano.movie.   PROGRESSIVE - Get a quote today at Progressive.com.  ADORE ME - Shop intimates now on AdoreMe.com.  JENNI KAYNE - Find your forever pieces at jennikayne.com and get 15% off your first order when you use code VINE at checkout.   OSEA - Get 10% off your first order with promo code VINE at OSEAmalibu.com.  HELIX - Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for my listeners at HelixSleep.com/vine.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.