Leah Pipes, a Mystic trip enthusiast, and Mav Viola, a Christmas ship lover, dive into humorous conversations about Christmas on a cruise ship, psychic readings, clean comedy on a cruise, and holiday cruise ship adventures. The hosts shed light on unique experiences, awkward movie scenes during Christmas, and discuss the hilarious antics onboard a Christmas ship event.

At a certain point in one’s life they must choose between a midnight tofu scramble and a BJ’s Pizookie, and that’s just a cold, hard, chocolate chip fact. Lizzy’s lucky enough to talk to Grifthorse’s own Megan Koester, nutritionist Aaron Slotkin, and, of course, her brilliant guests. Listen with your Vegan Mentor, then go to Lizzy’s Instagram stories and vote! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s not often one must choose between two divine modes of self-promotion. Should Lizzy venture out to a carpeted studio in Glendale or put her faith in a trusted mogul?? She talks to studio owner Jiorgio and dazzling digital strategist Lauren Passell, then dissects every last aspect with her astonishing guests! Listen, have a drink at THE LIZ, then go to her Ig stories to vote!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s the show’s most literal (and possibly most pivotal!) intersection.  Lizzy’s dead center with her hazards flashing and a tarot reading for you. Should she trade it all in for a geographical shift, or stay in the city and double down on her cards? She seeks wisdom from Carvana client Jim Hagearty and clairvoyant reader Sansa Asylum. Then, of course, she explores the terrain with her wildly talented guests. And finally, it’s your turn to take the wheel, so go to her Ig stories and vote!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you have the false memory of there being a better way to spend your time than with two drop dead brilliant guests, plus thrilling experts Clyde Wellons and Dan Nicon? If ‘yes’ then send this episode to five of your friends, and if ‘no’ then do the same…or you’ll never see the inside of a dictionary again!!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

At this juncture it's simply a choice between two muzzles--the one digging for day-old shrimp cocktail in the garbage? Or the one incessantly spewing hot takes into the void? Lizzy chats with incredible experts--Chuck from Be Bear Aware, and Bruce from Silent Stay Meditation Center. Then she consults her brilliant, hysterical guests, with shoutouts to clownfish, Tyra, and Faces of Death. Listen, then walk 70 miles to Lizzy's Ig stories to vote!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Should Lizzy reach out, or rather, dive in with a list of Steve Harvey-inspired desires? She chats with the co-founder of Death Row Support Project, Rachel Gross, former prison kitchen supervisor April Kaprelian, and London-based ocean expert and inspirer, Dr. Bryce Lease. Then her jaw-droppingly brilliant guests, Alison and Jordan, pore over both possible plunges. It's imperative that you listen, then go to Lizzy's Instagram stories to vote!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lizzy's out-of-town epiphanies lead her to an astonishing fork in the road. One prong’s coated with sugar and the other has Morton's Toe. She reminisces with co-conspirator Aaron Weaver, then chats with top tier experts like baker Lindsay Adams and stylist Amanda Massi. Then her guests not only flesh it all out-- they commit to following through on whatever you vote for too. In other words, you're affecting three lives--not just one! This is why you must vote with your heart. Go to Lizzy's IG stories and cast your ballot at once.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There’s a long drive ahead and the question is…should Lizzy take the route brimming with murk or zip through it on an Exerpeutic 400XL folding recumbent bike? She seeks advice from a therapist and a manifestation coach—then her brilliant guests explore both sides through the eyes of Dr. Dre (there’s more than one). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s time to take a look, or rather 2 looks—one serious, one quirky—at the future. Lizzy seeks advice from tour managing expert (Soul Asylum, The Replacements) Ben Perlstein, then consults fan favorite Jimmy Smagula. And of course then there’s the finale…a dialogue for the ages with her spectacular guests. Listen while driving and let the French fries fall around you. Then go to Lizzy’s IG stories and vote. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices