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Mar 26, 2019 • 47min

#131 Are Celebrities F*cking Up Their Photoshop On Purpose?

Sami and Jordana discuss the celebrities showing up to Kanye West’s new “Sunday Service” performances. Is Kanye starting a church? At 10:00 they discuss a new conspiracy theory about Kourtney’s latest photoshop fail. Are celebrities really putting out poorly edited pics just to get us to stare at them? They also talk about the fake drama on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills this season and a rumor about who may be joining the cast. At 26:10 a listener asks how to deal with not being included in a friend’s bridal party. Another listener writes in to ask why everyone is always questioning her happiness. In honor of Sarah Jessica Parker’s birthday, they close the show with a game of Sex and the City trivia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Mar 19, 2019 • 49min

#130 Hey Kourtney, What’s a Poosh?

Sami and Aleen are back and talking about their upcoming bachelorette party plans. At 5:15 they dive into the crazy college admissions scandal that landed Felicity Huffman and Aunt Becky in jail. Then they discuss Kourtney Kardashian’s mystery brand Poosh, Jordyn Woods back in the news, and the gripping new Madeleine McCann documentary. At 21:00 a listener writes in to ask how to deal with a difficult manager. Another listener asks for their opinions on not inviting children to her wedding. Is it weird to not include your own nieces? They finish the show with a sex-awards themed game and their Betch Slap of the Week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Mar 12, 2019 • 49min

#129 Are Any Couples In Hollywood NOT Cheating On Each Other?

Aleen and Jordana are back and talking about all the hype behind tonight’s Bachelor finale. Jordana gives us some expert tips for choosing your dating-app pics, including what not to do. At 6:00 they talk about J.Lo and A-Rod getting engaged. Is there any truth to the cheating rumors? They predict which Hollywood couples are actually faithful and which ones are not. At 17:10 they discuss to the new season of RHONY and catch us up on their Orange County re-watch. Aleen has a question about one of the Housewives marriages that just doesn’t add up. At 30:30 a listener writes in to ask if she should be concerned that her boyfriend didn’t ask for a plus-one to his cousin’s wedding. Another listener asks for help with splitting the cost of a bachelorette party. Is it normal to cover costs for the bride? They finish the show with a game of Real Housewives-themed Would You Rather and their Betch Slap of the Week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Mar 5, 2019 • 39min

#128 Why the F*ck Are People Still Defending Michael Jackson?

Sami and Aleen are back and talking about the Michael Jackson documentary that debuted on HBO this week. Why do people feel the need to doubt the accounts of abuse survivors? At 11:45 Aleen shares a rumor about the surprising celeb Kourtney Kardashian is secretly dating. Could this guy really be her new boyfriend? At 16:30 a listener writes in for help with being happy for her friends despite remaining single and jobless after college. Then another listener asks what to do about her brother and her best friend hooking up behind her back. They finish the show with a game of Kardashian relationship trivia and share their Betch Slap of the week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Feb 26, 2019 • 49min

#127 Is Kris Jenner Behind The Jordyn Woods Drama?

Sami and Jordana are back and talking about their weekend trip to Colombia, including the peaks and pits of their vacay. At 5:40 they talk about the Oscars, react to Green Book’s controversial best picture win and discuss Lady Gaga’s chemistry with Bradley Cooper. They dive into the Jordyn Woods scandal and share some Kardashian conspiracy theories. Could this all just be a ploy to get Tristan Thompson out of the picture? At 28:30 a listener writes in to ask about going on a trip with friends who want to bring their boyfriends along. Should there have been a convo before they were invited? Another listener asks for advice with running an Instagram account alongside her lazy friend. Is there any good way to tell a friend they’re f*cking up? At 42:40 they close out the show with a game of Guess the Virgin and tell us who they’d like to Betch Slap this week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Feb 19, 2019 • 55min

#126 Who Is Kim K’s Fashion Mole?

Jordana and Aleen are back and talking about the internet’s reaction to the passing of Karl Lagerfeld. At 5:55 they discuss the crazy vintage dress Kim K wore over the weekend. Does Kim have a right to be outraged that companies are selling cheap replicas of the designs she wears? At 12:20 they catch us up on Aleen’s RHOC re-watch and discuss the new Bev Hills season. Is Denise Richards a good fit for the show? At 25:45 they ask if we have too many boring streaming options to choose from right now. At 36:15 a listener writes in to ask if she’s being the high maintenance one in her friend group, and another asks for advice about quitting a job she just started. They close out the show with a trivia game all about how much money each of the Real Housewives make for being on the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Feb 12, 2019 • 55min

#125 We’re Really Angry About Stormi’s 1st Birthday Party

Sami and Aleen are back and talking about this year’s Grammy Awards show. They defend Cardi B from the haters who didn’t like her winning best rap album, and talk about Kacey Musgraves winning album of the year. Is country music still polarizing, or are you finally willing to admit you like it? At 11:45 they talk about Jennifer Aniston’s celeb-packed birthday party and the over-the-top celebration Kylie threw for Stormi this weekend. If you had the chance, would you want to be the child of a huge celebrity? At 26:15 they ask why Justin Theroux and Jen couldn’t make their marriage work. At 31:15 a listener asks for advice after feeling left out by her best friends, and another writes in to ask about confronting her roommate’s boyfriend. In honor of the RHOBH Season 9 premiere they play a game of housewives themed throwback trivia. At 52:50 they close out the show with their Betch Slap of the Week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Feb 5, 2019 • 38min

#124 Why Won’t Some Facebook Friendships Just Die?

Sami and Jordana are back and talking about Sami’s big win in the office Super Bowl pool despite not understanding what an office pool even is. Are guys onto something with this sports gambling stuff? At 3:05 they discuss the birth of Andy Cohen’s baby, and at 7:15 they talk about this week’s episode of Vanderpump Rules. Are we the only ones who think this season is boring AF? At 12:05 they discuss an article about Facebook friendships that just won’t die. Do you feel closer to someone when you see their Facebook posts or do they just infuriate you? At 20:10 they answer a listener question about bad eyebrows, and another about an overbearing boss. They close out the show with a game of “First World Problem Solvers” and tell us who they want to Betch Slap this week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jan 29, 2019 • 49min

#123 Where TF Were The Rest Of The Housewives At Andy Cohen’s Baby Shower?

Aleen and Jordana are back and talking about Andy Cohen’s celeb-packed baby shower this weekend. They speculate about which of the Real Housewives were M.I.A. from the shower and why that might be. At 9:20 their Throwback Convo of the Week features RHOC Season 7. Is it just us or were the Housewives way harsh back then? At 24:30 a listener writes in asking how to get her rude ass BFF to be less of an airhead. They also share the secret to a happy couple: his-and-hers sinks. At 36:30 they close out the show with a round of RHOC-themed “Shoot, F*ck, Marry” and ask “Would You Rather” attend a Kardashian party or a Bravo party? Betches has launched a new dating app called Ship! Check it out now at betches.co/ship Thanks to our sponsors! Framebridge- Go to Framebridge.com and use promo code BETCH to save an additional 15% off your first order! Shoedazzle- Go to Shoedazzle.com/SLAPPED to get your first pair of shoes for just $10!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jan 22, 2019 • 50min

#122 Is Fyre Festival Is The Greatest Scam Of All Time?

Aleen and Sami are back and talking about today’s launch of the new Ship dating app from Betches. At 7:35 they dive into the dueling Fyre Festival documentaries and never want the convo to end. Which one did you like better, Netflix of Hulu? At 26:10 Sami makes a shocking confession. At 33:10 they continue the theme of influencer scams with a discussion of Caroline Calloway and her failed creativity "seminars." At 42:00 they respond to an email about finding new friends. They conclude with some con-artist themed games and thoughts on Oscar snubs. Betches has launched a new dating app called Ship! Check it out now at betches.co/ship Thanks to our sponsors! Third Love- Go to ThirdLove.com/Betch now to find your perfect-fitting bra and get 15% off your first purchase! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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