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Aug 6, 2019 • 59min

#151 What Does It Mean If You Got A Save-The-Date But No Wedding Invitation?

Jordana, Aleen and Sami start the show with a conversation about their weekends and a debate about what counts as “sweet”. Should plain yogurt ever be considered dessert? At 15:30 they talk about Quentin Tarantino’s new movie Once Upon a Time In Hollywood and tell us where it ranks all-time in his list of films. At 28:35 they dive into the season finale of Euphoria and debate what actually happened at the end of the episode. Was this the worst episode of the season? They also recap the conclusion of RHOBH and tell us which housewives are fundamentally bad people. At 43:40 a listener writes in to ask what to do if you received a save-the-date but never got an invitation to the wedding. Is it okay to ask if you’ve been disinvited? They finish the show with a round of “The Ranking Game” all about the best and worst seasons of Real Housewives, then tell us who they want to Betch Slap this week. Thanks to our sponsors! For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jul 30, 2019 • 59min

#150 Is Unfollowing Someone The Biggest Insult?

Aleen, Jordana and Sami start the show with a recap of their weekends, including a new video game obsession and a brief hacking crisis. At 16:50 they talk about Kylie finally unfollowing Jordyn Woods after she was seen hanging with James Harden. Then they dive into the latest episode of Euphoria and debate which character has the best backstory. They also recap the Real Housewives reunions from the last few weeks. At 34:45 a listener writes in to ask if it’s okay to be upset with her friend for flaunting her new relationship. Is it wrong to tell someone you don’t want to see happy pictures of them with their boyfriend? At 47:35 they play a game of “Who Follows Who?” all about which celebrities are following each other and which ones aren’t. They finish the show with a conversation about the relationship Caitlyn Jenner has with her children and share their Betch Slap of the week.   Thanks to our sponsors!   For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jul 23, 2019 • 1h 7min

#149 Can We All Agree Big Little Lies Was A Huge Disappointment?

Sami, Aleen and Jordana are back and start the show with a recap of the #BetchesStaycation. At 7:50 they talk about the Gossip Girl reboot and all the streaming options we have now. They update us on the Fashion Ambitionist engagement story from a few weeks ago and discuss the trend of performative vulnerability on Instagram. Are people getting carried away with long captions aimed at making themselves seem authentic? At 25:00 they dive into the Big Little Lies finale. Were you disappointed by how it all ended? They also react to the Real Housewives reunions, including Luann’s ongoing problems and Lisa Vanderpump’s absence. At 51:05 a listener writes in to ask if she should say “I love you” back to her boyfriend or wait until she really means it. At 55:25 they play a RHONY-themed game all about crazy quotes uttered by Ramona Singer, then close the show with a conversation about Kim Kardashian’s line of body makeup.   Thanks to our sponsors!   For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jul 16, 2019 • 59min

#148 Why Are People Freaking Out About Area 51?

Sami, Aleen and Jordana are back and start with a recap of Aleen’s bridal shower and Jordana’s attempt to make garlic bread. At 8:25 they talk about the enormous group of people that have vowed to storm Area 51 and tell us whether or not they buy into the conspiracy theory. How much would someone have to pay you to join the raid on Area 51? At 19:15 they discuss the “I Love You, Now Die” documentary that has everyone talking. Was the punishment fair for the crime she committed? They also talk about the latest episode of Big Little Lies and how irritating the show has begun to feel. At 47:00 a listener writes in to ask whether or not it’s okay to uninvite yourself from a group trip if you no longer feel welcome. Should you you just go through with it or remove yourself from the situation? At 51:55 they finish the show with an Area 51-themed game featuring celebrity quotes about aliens, then tell us who they want to Betch Slap this week.    Thanks to our sponsors!   For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jul 9, 2019 • 54min

#147 Why Does Meghan Markle Keep Firing Her Nannies?

Sami, Jordana and Aleen are back and start with the peak and pit from Sami’s trip to Vietnam, including the story of how she ended up hitchhiking with her fiancé. They recap their 4th of July weekend in NJ and discuss the huge Women’s World Cup win. At 20:45 they try to figure out what the f*ck is going on with the royal family and tell us why they think Meghan Markle is already on her third nanny. They talk about the RHOC preview video that just dropped and discuss all the drama about to happen this season. At 40:00 a listener writes in to ask how to approach dating in the office. Is there a respectful way to reject a coworker that asks you out? At 45:50 they finish the show with a Real Housewives-inspired Would You Rather game and tell us who they want to Betch Slap this week.   Thanks to our sponsors!   For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jul 2, 2019 • 40min

#146 Should Scooter Braun Give Taylor Swift Her Music Back?

Jordana and Aleen start the show with a preview their 4th of July plans. Then at 4:00 they talk about the new season of The Hills and tell us which cast members have been surprisingly genuine. Will the rest of the season be as entertaining as the premiere? At 11:20 they discuss Taylor Swift’s public comments about Scooter Braun buying her catalog of music. Find out which side they’re taking in the feud. They cover all the pop-culture news from the weekend including Jax and Brittany’s wedding, the Britney Spears photoshop fail, and Kim Kardashian’s Kimono debacle. At 31:30 a listener writes in to ask for advice with changing careers. Is it ever too late to pick a different career path? They close out the show with a game called “Scoot or Swift” all about which celebrities are backing Taylor Swift and which ones are turning on her.   Thanks to our sponsors!   For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook!   Simple Health: Try Simple Health for free - just go to SimpleHealth.com/Slapped or enter the code Slapped at checkout! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jun 25, 2019 • 53min

#145 Was The Instagram Engagement Staged?

Jordana and Aleen start with details from the wedding they attended this weekend, including the moment Aleen ran into Countess Luann. Next, they discuss the latest drama from RHONY and react to Tinsley’s lack of life skills. Does she just need a life makeover? At 18:10 they talk about influencer Marissa Fuchs getting engaged (then married) last week on Instagram and why everyone is suspicious of her involvement. They talk about The Hills reunion airing this week and share some of their favorite moments from the show’s original run. At 41:55 a listener writes in to ask how to deal with being an only child of a stage-five clinger mom with conservative political views. How do you create boundaries and gain independence from your mother? At 47:20 they finish the show with a “Who Knows The Hills?” trivia game and tell us who they want to Betch Slap. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jun 18, 2019 • 1h 1min

#144 Is My Friend Judgmental Or Just Jealous?

Sami, Jordana and Aleen start with a recap of their weekends, including a trip to the Hamptons and a housewarming party. Next, they discuss Taylor Swift’s new single and explain why everyone is talking about the music video. At 14:35 they tell us why this week’s episode of RHONY was the best in the history of the show. Then they talk about the drama that unfolded in the latest episode of Big Little Lies. At 50:35 a listener writes in to ask how to deal with a friend who can’t help but project her insecurities on others. How do you not take hurtful comments personally? At 55:20 they finish the show with a Father’s Day themed game of “Which Celebs Posted About Their Dad?” and tell us who they want to Betch Slap.   Thanks to our sponsors!   For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook!   Thirdlove: That’s ThirdLove.com/BETCH for 15% off today!   BetterHelp: Get 10% off your first month with discount code SLAPPED when you visit BetterHelp.com/SLAPPED! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jun 11, 2019 • 55min

#143 Is This The Summer Of Meryl Streep?

Aleen, Sami and Jordana start with some exciting announcements (be sure to listen to this week’s U Up? for more). Then they recap their weekend highlights, including a fun poolside hang, and share a great summer cocktail recipe. Next, they discuss Britney’s claim that paparazzi are editing photos to make her look heavier. At 13:10 they talk about Kylie Jenner throwing a Handmaid’s Tale party for her new bff. Is this weird or funny? They speculate about the announcement that Lisa Vanderpump is officially leaving RHOBH. At 26:20 they recap the premiere episode of Big Little Lies. Is Meryl the only good thing about this season? At 34:00 a listener writes in to ask for help with a guy that crept back into her life. At 43:00 they play a Big Little Lies-themed game of “Kill, F*ck, Meryl” and tell us who they want to Betch Slap this week. Thanks to our sponsors! Malibu: For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook! Daily Harvest: Go to daily-harvest.com and enter promo code Slapped to get three cups free in your first box! Lola: For 40% off all subscriptions, visit mylola.com and enter promo code Slapped when you subscribe! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jun 4, 2019 • 60min

#142 This is When You Pull Out of The Bachelorette Weekend

Jordana, Aleen and Sami kick off the show with a recap of the bachelorette party that took place over the weekend and compare their embarrassing sleep habits. At 7:00 they talk about an ongoing trial that involves Ashton Kutcher and a serial killer. Next, they preview the upcoming seasons of Handmaid’s Tale and Big Little Lies. Unpopular opinion: is Reese Witherspoon the most annoying actress in Hollywood? At 18:55 they catch us up on the latest RHONY drama and tell us which cast members they think are really friends outside the show. They also recap this season of RHOBH, including Lisa Vanderpump’s latest manipulations. At 39:10 a listener asks for advice about getting her first job out of college. Another listener writes in to ask whether or not it’s okay to skip a bachelorette weekend with 26 girls and only one bathroom. Does it count as high maintenance if you want your own bed and bathroom? At 51:35 they play a game where they vote on which of them is highest and lowest maintenance on vacation, then tell us who they want to Betch Slap this week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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