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Aleen’s out but Sami and Jordana are here this week, and for the first time nothing’s going on– except for one exciting announcement: Gerry aka ABC’s first Golden Bachelor will be on U Up? next week– stay tuned for that! From one hopeless romantic to the next, the two dive in on what’s really happening between Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift. They also share their thoughts on the photo that nearly broke the internet this week: Sophie Turner and Taylor Swift’s NYC outing. Plus, they share breaking news about Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner’s divorce. It’s getting messy ya’ll. Then onto Drake’s recent shady behavior towards Halle Berry. They wrap up with some housewives drama which includes Shannon Beador’s DUI, and a RHONY debrief. Drake will be sent to the Cayman’s this week. Go Halle Berry.Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week’s episode begins with a debrief of the millennially triggering VMAs, with a trip down memory lane that includes Jordana’s deep dive on the origin of NSYNC, followed by this week’s edition of Sami Sleuths, featuring our producer Holly, where they dive into the world of TS theories of the lavender variety. Then, onto the couple on everyone’s lips: Kylothee and their latest PDA sighting at the US Open, followed by their latest thoughts on Joe Jonas’ blah divorce strategy. Speaking of Splitsville, we have another prediction in the CORRECT column after having predicted Kyle Richards’ daughter Farrah Aldjufrie split from fiancé Alex Manos. Finally, Jordana and Aleen wrap up with their review on the dumpster fire that is And Just Like That season 2. And as for the Caymans? We reserve the right to not send anyone this week. This is our place, we make the rules.Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner's divorce headlines are discussed, along with speculation about the reasons behind their split. The podcast also covers Kylie and Timothée's PDA, Kourtney and Travis's hospital scare, and the chaotic weather at Burning Man festival.

In this episode, the hosts discuss their Lake Como vacation and review Adam Sandler's latest movie. They speculate about the broken engagement of Lindsay and Carl from Summer House. They also cover Erika Jayne's fraud accusation, Scooter Braun's empire, Selena Gomez's new single, and Taylor Swift's Eras Tour coming to theaters. Plus, they introduce the concept of 'Loaf Girl Fall' and plan to send pumpkin spice lovers to the Cayman Islands.

Two out of 3 betches are here today. Jordana is on vacay in Italy (living it up White Lotus style). Sami and Aleen jump right in with the question on everyone’s lips-- okay not everyone’s, but on ours: Are Timotheé and Kylie still a thing?! After this heated debate, they share their millennial excitement for not one, but two new singles coming from Miley and Selena– on the same day. Speaking of the music industry, hot takes are shared on WTF is going on with Scooter Braun. Who are they stalking this week? (Hint: it’s an update on a Bravo family.) They spill the tea on Jack Antonoff’s LBI wedding and Sami shares her kiki & bouba-inspired theory on the ‘2 sides of Hollywood’. They congratulate Rihanna and Serena Williams on their baby no. 2 arrivals, share an unhinged TV debrief on this week’s RHONY, and as for who will be sent to the Caymans this week? Billy McFarland. If he can sell $500 tickets to nothing he can certainly sell some timeshares. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jordana’s back from moving (again) and played tennis with Sami this morning… without Aleen. Maybe she’ll be a benchwarmer next time? Or how about group lessons for all Betches! The trio dive right into the hottest tea off the pop culture presses: Britney Spears’ divorce from Sam Asghari, Kate Middleton and Prince Harry’s “late night phone calls”, Ashley Olsen’s surprise birth, and Raquel Leviss’ tell all interview with Bethenny Frankel (of all people). Sam Asghari and Bethenny are being sent to the Caymans this week, cause we’re not having any more of their sh*t. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we’re swapping one J for another: Jordana’s out because she’s busy doing her favorite activity... you guessed it, moving! So Aleen and Sami invite their good friend, and Betches fam member, Jared Freid to discuss the latest headlines and talk about his upcoming Netflix special “37 & Single” premiering August 15th (set your reminder, betch!!). They recap everything that’s gone on this summer, in what has truly become the season for women. From Barbie to Beyonce to Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour and 1989 TV announcement, they dig into why it’s been such a busy couple of months for women’s entertainment. Plus, Jared is manifesting a post-Netflix DM from Selena Gomez — somebody needs to make sure she’s watching the special next week. We’re in a conflict free mood this week, so no one will be sent to the Caymans, just ~vibes~.Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jordana and Sami are here to announce that they’re each doing their favorite things next week aka moving and seeing Taylor Swift in concert! Things start on a slightly somber note, as they reflect on the news of Angus Cloud and Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman) passings. Sami defends herself re: Barbie movie #theatregate last week and shares her big theory on the Ariana Grande + Ethan Slater of it all. Some TSwift news turns things on a positive note, and the two discuss if she should run for prez. They wrap with a reaction to Lizzo’s lawsuit... Jordana’s AJLT hot takes will be saved for when Aleen’s back next week. Ariana will be sent to the Caymans– bc she’s not a girl’s girl… No comment, betch.Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two out of three betches are here to discuss the juiciest pop culture news of the week a la celebrity affairs and possible new couples. Jordana fills us in on moving in with her in-laws– she’s turning into Aleen circa 2021. She and Aleen discuss their sus experience at the movies, and Sami isn’t here to defend herself. They dive in with their hot takes on the Barbie movie, the tea on Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater’s so-called affair, as well as Irina Shayk and Tom Brady’s brewing romance. They end with a RHONY/TV review. It’s no question that Ethan Slater will be sent to the Caymans this week.Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Come on Betches let’s go party – Jordana, Sami, and Aleen are seeing the Barbie movie this Friday, and want you to know that they literally can’t wait. After discussing their weekend plans they dive into what felt like the newsiest pop culture week in a while: a la Ariana Grande’s divorce, Sofia Vergara’s single girl summer (don’t ask us to pronounce her ex’s last name), and the rumor mill is questioning if Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are separating. They quickly touch on the new RHONY season and congratulate Lindsay Lohan on her new baby. Lastly, they share their hot takes on Gigi Hadid’s arrest in… *drumroll please*…. The Caymans. The PR team damage control srsly cost more than the actual fine. Since Gigi is already there, problematic people are spared a week.Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices