Lil Stinkers

True love never dies, especially when your true love's corpse has been taken out of her casket, brought to your house in a toy wagon and shared a bed with you for seven years. Maggots be damned, Carl Tanzler doted on his crush's corpse until the cops came a-callin'. If you like Lil Stinkers and want to support us, you can do so by going to Patreon.com/lilstinkers. For either $4/month or $40/year, you get every episode early, Patreon exclusive episodes, Mini Stinkers episodes, live AMAs, live episodes, live book club meetings and all the other weirdo nonsense we engage in. Thank you for making this fun. We appreciate you guys. 

This bad bitch broke her boyfriend's skull with a frying pan, killed a dingo and made husband stew. On top of all this, she worked in a slaughterhouse, so you know this bad bitch knows how to carve her way straight into my heart. Check out Patreon.com/lilstinkers and get early access to every episode, every Mini Stinkers episode, all live streams, every book club meeting, Stinkers field trips and all the other weird stuff we do for either $4/month or $40/year. 

Chimpin' ain't easy, especially when you're taken from your monkey parents and you're forced to live in the home of Connecticut millionaires. Travis the Chimp lived like a child king until heartache, Xanax and a temper tantrum got the best of him and had him rip a lady's face off. Support us at patron.com/lilstinkers for early access to every episode, live episodes, live AMAs, Mini Stinkers episodes, book club meetings and all the other monkey business we get into. 

This lil stuttering goofball was torturing dudes at his house with cucumbers and all kinds of nonsense before killing them, decapitating them and going back to running his oddities business. Check out Patreon.com/lilstinkers and get early access to every episode, every Mini Stinkers episode, all live streams, every book club meeting, Stinkers field trips and all the other weird stuff we do for either $4/month or $40/year. 

This Alaskan goofball was hunting ladies for sport while also setting school buses on fire, taking baking classes and flying the plane he bought with insurance scam money.

This bad bitch drank furniture polish, attacked her boss with a stapler and choked her mother at the DMV before going on a shooting spree at my local mall in 1985. On top of all this, she has the most pronounced case of crazy eyes I have ever seen.

This black magic bad boy used human sacrifices as part of his wicked cauldron recipes, which benefitted local Mexican cartels, who believed they provided them protection, invisibility and success. We give the dark arts a try, as well, summoning the Goddess of money and sex to bless us and our beloved Firman was gracious enough to burn his dick off in tribute to her. If you'd like to support us and also get all full episodes of Lil Stinkers early, plus have access to all our live AMAs, live guest episodes, book club streams, Mini Stinker episodes and all the other weird stuff we do, check out Patreon.com/lilstinkers. You get all that stuff for either $4/month or $40/year.

This lil goofball was burning his damn pee pee with cigarettes, asking his sister for some butt and building shrines for dead friends before going on a six month murder quest. For this episode, we welcomed our dear friend, John Kensil and his bag full of puppets, which included a cop puppet who gave us some unparalleled insight into the police force. Join us at Patreon.com/lilstinkers and get early access to every ep, all full episodes, live episodes, live AMAs, Mini Stinkers episodes and all the other weird stuff we do for $4/month or $40/year. 

This lil scamp killed one man and attempted to murder another then proceeded to escape from incarceration three times. While on the run, he traveled the U.S. and Canada willy nilly while stealing and selling cars and was so thoughtful that he mailed his ex-warden a Christmas card.

This lil nasty ass, noodle dick-having, Dracula-looking motherfucker went on a rabbit/dog/cat/people killing spree, biting into his victims in a desperate attempt to get his "missing blood" that he was convinced was at the root of his issues. If you like Lil Stinkers, please consider supporting us at Patreon.com/lilstinkers and get access to our entire catalog, plus early access to every new episode, guest episodes, live episodes, Mini Stinkers episodes, live AMAs, book club streams and all the other weird shit we do.