Lara and Carey reel from the (allegedly not-so-surprising) news that James Kennedy was arrested for domestic violence -- the same night of Kathy Hilton's DirectTV holiday part where Carey met 5/8 of the Salty Utah Queens. They discuss Lily Phillips, British OnlyFans celeb and Patron Saint of Derbyshire, who is reflecting on the trials and tribulations of getting "ran through" by 100 men. They also talk the openly gay Florida man who is happily married (and monogamous!) to his wife and what this means for f*g hags everywhere.On RHOSLC, Mary confides in Hengie K about Robert Jr.'s rock bottom, vowing to attend Lisa Barlow's Big Vida Girls' Trip/tax write-off, if it's the last thing she'll do. Then the ladies (minus Mary) head to Puerto Vallarta, complete with PowerPoints, twin villas, Bronwyn's post-dog attack scars and her lodging woes, Meredith and Hengie's astral showdown at the endless dinner, and Britani's unmatched chaos and Jared Osmond-approved crotchless lingerie.Chapters:00:00 Carey's Got Hilton Tea12:13 DJ James Kennedy: Another VPR man goes down25:12 Patron Saint of Derbyshire34:38 F*g Hag Dream43:20 RHSLC S5E13 RecapMore Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey are back in Utah once more as the cold snap continues over the promised land. But first, they discuss new updates in the Luigi Mangione saga, including his message to the media while getting perp-walked in Pennsylvania this morning. They also talk the bone-chilling 28 Years Later trailer, more show-me-to-me mystery drones in the skies above New Jersey, and rising rap phenom Cortisa Star.On RHOSLC, Meredith and her family prepare for her Bat Mitzvah, where the ladies (minus Mary) assemble to celebrate our Lady of the Baths' initiation into Jewish Womanhood. Mary arrives late and Angie declares war on everyone, sparring with Bronwyn in front of Todd and criticizing Britani's "high body count" hair. Meanwhile, Lisa confronts Wild Rose and Meredith calls security, once again.Chapters:00:00 Santa the Groomer03:59 WTF is Going On Right Now?16:28 Silver Lining: 28 Years later looks promising21:00 Deleware Rap Phenom Cortisa Star24:10 Salty Utah Queens RecapMore Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Lara and Carey head back behind the paywall to discuss the CEO assassin that has the nation's collective tongue wagging. They also cover the mystery drones terrorizing the New Jersey suburbs each night, Lara's Sunset Blvd journey in New York, the power of Nicole Scherzinger, Jay-Z in hot Diddy water, America's laissez-faire relationship with rap*sts, and Hawk Tuah’s seismic crypto blunder. Plus, holiday candle advice prompted by a brand new Reader Mail.More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey are back from the open road to finish out Q4 with a bang (and a whimper). They discuss Carey's harrowing Disney World adventure and Luigi Mangione, the alleged United Healthcare CEO assassin capturing the imagination (and bussies) of Americans everywhere. They also talk the possible TikTok ban in January and why the powers-that-be want it gone for good. Back on RHOSLC, the ladies reel from the Audrey Hepburn luncheon from Hell, with Meredith and Mary meeting at a rindom art gallery in Park City to try (and fail) to squash their beef. Then, Heather and The Wild Rose assemble the crew at a serial killer park for a “Girl Scout“ activities day, complete with potato sack races, Angie calling Britani out for her lush-y, not-so-Mormon ways, Mary and Lisa defending their right to Fendi, Bronwyn vs. the world, and Meili's anticlimactic reemergence. Then Mary finally confronts Robert Jr. over his troubling behavior.Chapters:00:00 Disney Thanksgiving Recap10:00 Luigi Mangione Serves Face19:56 No One is Talking about TikTok23:30 RHOSLC S5E11 RecapMore Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey are back in the Old Testament to discuss a favorite of contemporary nut-bags everywhere: the Book of Leviticus. But first, they discuss “Conclave,” the male urge to wear a dress and claim divinity, nuns with an agenda, and more papal divas.In “Leviticus,” all the world’s a burnt offering, and God gets painfully specific with Moses and his favorite muse Aaron on the best ways the Israelites can atone; slaughtering rams, pigeons, blood sprinklers and good old fashioned financial planning, to name a few. The litany of sins are plentiful, from women’s monthly visits to men lying with other men, from bodily discharge to food falling on the ground. It’s fair game for God’s increasingly disregulated wrath.More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey are back with another trip down Old Testament lane, this time venturing into the dour and c*nty splendor of the Book of Exodus. First they discuss the LDS Church buying up farmland as Climate Change looms; Larz and Carz each pitch themselves for a spot on a hypothetical, post-apocalyptic commune.Back on The Bible, Exodus begins with Moses thwarting death after being discovered by Pharaoh's daughter, floating in an escape basket on the Nile River. Moses, quasi-adopted by the Egyptian royal family, is raised with virtually no knowledge of the suffering his true people endure. But as he reaches adulthood, one unplanned murder of an Egyptian guard sends Moses fleeing into the desert, where he marries and is eventually visited by God in his drag persona (a burning bush). The Almighty demands a reluctant Moses return to Egypt, arming Mo' with a supernatural shock and awe campaign to bring Pharaoh to his knees, lead the Israelites out of slavery and into the Promised Land, and transcribe the Ten Commandments -- plus some of God's psycho gay interior design plans.More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Lara and Carey pick up where they left off with Moses and co. still wandering around the original Burning Man Playa. First, they discuss how Vanderpump Rules fits into the Old Testament—specifically Doute. They also talk a cringey new AI Jesus taking tourist meetings in Switzerland.Then in Numbers, a restless God’s gay crisis flares up once again, this time resulting in a surprise census. Using an exhausted Moses and Golden Boy Aaron as official recorders, God divides the Israelites into various tribes, including the Levites, who are tasked with handling their Almighty’s demented furnishing ideas.More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lara and Carey go back to the start, with part 2 of Genesis. They discuss Jacob's golden child Joseph (of dreamcoat fame): sold into Egyptian slavery by his jealous brothers and mourned by his cabaret legend father. With the odds stacked against him, Jacob thwarts seduction by the Pharaoh's wife and quickly rises the ranks from imprisoned seer to Prince of Egypt, while setting us for Exodus. They dig into the glorious B Plot of the widowed Tamar, whose wily ways gag the men of her life to the nth degree.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TICKETS TO OUR CHICAGO AND NYC CHRISTMAS SHOWS HERE!Lara and Carey head back to the beginning... of time! Introducing Sexy Unique Bible Study. Starting with Book of Genesis (PART I), God gets off his ass and works hard over the course of six days, which he will consequently use against us all for eternity. Things get messy from the get-go, of course... from Adam and Eve getting kicked out of the Garden of Eden, to Cain and Abel's Menendez Brothers turn, to Noah's apocalypse psychosis, to Abraham's covenant, Sarah, Hagar and the earliest instance of men pitting women against each other and more. It's a whole lot of fckery. But Larz and Carz are here to interpret it as best they can. It's time to get Old Testament.Chapters:00:00 Welcome to Sexy Unique Bible Study08:00 In the Beginning14:00 The First Man & His Rib Wife23:35 Cain & Abel Menendez27:00 Noah was the Favorite38:00 Abraham's covenant & family circumcisionListen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.TICKETS TO OUR CHICAGO AND NYC CHRISTMAS SHOWS HERE!Lara and Carey are back in the Old Testament to discuss a favorite of contemporary nut-bags everywhere: the Book of Leviticus. But first, they discuss “Conclave,” the male urge to wear a dress and claim divinity, nuns with an agenda, and more papal divas.In “Leviticus,” all the world’s a burnt offering, and God gets painfully specific with Moses and his favorite muse Aaron on the best ways the Israelites can atone; slaughtering rams, pigeons, blood sprinklers and good old fashioned financial planning, to name a few. The litany of sins are plentiful, from women’s monthly visits to men lying with other men, from bodily discharge to food falling on the ground. It’s fair game for God’s increasingly disregulated wrath.More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices