
Opening Arguments
Opening Arguments is a law show that helps you make sense of the news! Comedian Thomas Smith brings on legal analysts to help you understand not only current events, but also deeper legal concepts and areas!
The typical schedule will be M-W-F with Monday being a deep-dive, Wednesday being Thomas Takes the Bar Exam and patron shoutouts, and Friday being a rapid response to legal issues in the news!
Latest episodes

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Dec 9, 2024 • 46min
Trump Doubles Down on Immigration Plans In Softball NBC Interview
Lydia Smith, a legal analyst specializing in immigration policy, joins to dissect recent comments by Donald Trump regarding mass immigration enforcement. They analyze the implications of Trump’s rhetoric and the controversial appointments in the Department of Homeland Security, including Kristi Noem and Thomas Homan. Lydia explores the roles of the DOJ and DHS and critiques misleading statistics in immigration debates. The conversation highlights the absurdities of immigration processes and the normalization of extreme political views in the current landscape.

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Dec 6, 2024 • 53min
Supreme Court Justices Should Not Be This Good At Playing Dumb
The recent pardon of Hunter Biden sparks a thoughtful exploration of presidential pardons. The podcast dives into the landmark case U.S. v. Skrmetti, featuring the first openly trans lawyer at the Supreme Court, discussing the implications of discriminatory laws against transgender individuals. Additionally, it critiques the misinformation surrounding transgender healthcare and the impact of flawed narratives on legislation. A brief reflection on a martial law incident in South Korea highlights lessons on democracy and resilience.

5 snips
Dec 4, 2024 • 1h 10min
Trump's Intelligence Picks - Doozies and Russian Assets
Lydia Smith, a legal analyst specializing in Trump's staff appointments, joins to dissect the complex implications of his recent intelligence picks. They analyze the impact of these selections on national security and the controversies surrounding diversity in military roles. The conversation shifts to the murky waters of Russian collusion accusations, drawing alarming parallels to McCarthyism. With a mix of serious scrutiny and humor, they also discuss self-defense laws in the context of property protection, keeping the dialogue engaging and thought-provoking.

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Dec 2, 2024 • 56min
Please Stop Spreading Panic About Denaturalization
The podcast tackles the rampant fears surrounding denaturalization and birthright citizenship. The hosts clarify legal frameworks and emphasize that denaturalization involves complex procedures, dispelling common misconceptions. Historical contexts, like the 14th Amendment and past Supreme Court cases, are discussed to inform listeners. Concerns over potential executive orders affecting citizenship for children of undocumented immigrants are examined, along with the risks of creating a citizenship subclass. Overall, a calm understanding of these critical issues is promoted.

8 snips
Nov 29, 2024 • 52min
Drakesgiving Special
Thanksgiving gets a twist as two vegetarians serve up some meaty topics, including Drake's questionable legal battles with Universal Music. The hosts break down the art of diss tracks, reflecting on the humor and rivalry within the hip-hop world. They ponder the complexities of dismissals in Trump's legal cases, touching on presidential immunity and accountability. A wild combination of payola allegations and defamation suits in the music industry wraps up the discussion, offering a quirky look at celebrity culture infused with legal insights.

5 snips
Nov 27, 2024 • 1h 7min
"The Right Way" Part 2
In a heartfelt conversation, guest Abdi Nor Iftin, a Somali-American author and advocate, shares his journey of resilience as an immigrant navigating family separation and cultural assimilation. He discusses the challenges faced by African communities in southern Maine, emphasizing the importance of unity and personal narratives in overcoming stereotypes. Abdi's reflections on learning English and publishing his memoir highlight the transformative power of storytelling, especially during the Thanksgiving season.

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Nov 27, 2024 • 1h 2min
What It Really Takes To Immigrate "The Right Way"
In this enlightening discussion, Somali-American author and advocate Abdi Nor Iftin shares his incredible journey from child soldier to American citizen. He highlights the emotional challenges faced as a refugee in Kenya and the anticipation of his arrival in the U.S. Abdi dives into the complexities of the Diversity Visa Lottery, debunking misconceptions while emphasizing the resilience of immigrants. With a touch of humor, he shares how American films helped him adapt culturally amidst the chaos of his past, shedding light on the power of storytelling in shaping immigration narratives.

Nov 22, 2024 • 44min
Trump Takes MAGA Senators on Field Trip, Allowing Dems To Confirm More Judges
This episode is packed with good news and positive vibes! The hosts humorously tackle the irritation of backup beepers and reminisce about their podcasting journey. They explore political scandals with a spotlight on Matt Gaetz and celebrate recent electoral wins in judicial nominations. A quirky falconry scandal involving RFK Jr. brings laughter, as they delve into absurdities of politics through light-hearted banter. Intriguingly, they discuss Trump's visit to a rocket launch and its fallout on judicial nominations, emphasizing the importance of justice amid political challenges.

Nov 20, 2024 • 1h 9min
All the President's... Defense Attorneys
Lydia Smith, a savvy legal analyst, dives into the intricate world of political law. She discusses the hidden dangers of legal manipulations in government, drawing parallels to oppressive regimes. The conversation critiques the qualifications of Trump's potential defense team, particularly Todd Blanche's controversial background. Smith emphasizes the ethical dilemmas faced by attorneys during turbulent political times. Plus, she highlights the responsibilities of medical professionals in informed consent, merging serious ethics with lighthearted banter.

Nov 18, 2024 • 54min
Enter the Gaetz of Hell
Joining the discussion is Lydia Smith, an expert on far-right movements and a contributor to Project 2025. They dive deep into the chilling reforms proposed for the Department of Justice, including the politicization of the FBI and its implications for free speech. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they analyze the controversial political career of Matt Gaetz, his ethics, and his patterns of trolling. Lydia also sheds light on the dark money influencing political advertising and the increasingly authoritarian tendencies in current Republican dynamics.