

Opening Arguments
Opening Arguments Media LLC
Opening Arguments is a law show that helps you make sense of the news! Comedian Thomas Smith brings on legal analysts to help you understand not only current events, but also deeper legal concepts and areas!
The typical schedule will be M-W-F with Monday being a deep-dive, Wednesday being Thomas Takes the Bar Exam and patron shoutouts, and Friday being a rapid response to legal issues in the news!
The typical schedule will be M-W-F with Monday being a deep-dive, Wednesday being Thomas Takes the Bar Exam and patron shoutouts, and Friday being a rapid response to legal issues in the news!
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Sep 8, 2025 • 55min
Do You Swear You're Not A Subversive Person?
Explore the complexities of loyalty oaths and their impact on personal beliefs and freedoms. Discover how vague language in these oaths can lead to cognitive dissonance and ethical dilemmas, particularly during tumultuous historical periods like McCarthyism. Delve into the tension between patriotism and civic duties, examining how societal expectations can clash with individual values. The conversation also touches on the legal implications of oaths, raising critical questions about national security and First Amendment rights.

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Sep 5, 2025 • 1h 2min
BREAKING: Federal Courts Correctly Notice Color of Sky, Pope’s Religious Affiliation
The discussion centers on recent federal court rulings pushing back against executive overreach. Insights into the legal implications of the Alien Enemies Act and the National Guard's role in domestic law enforcement provide a thought-provoking backdrop. Humorous takes on legal absurdities, like the famous sandwich incident, highlight serious concerns about justice. The contrasting approaches to prosecuting insurrectionists in Brazil versus the U.S. prompt chilling reflections on accountability and governance.

Sep 3, 2025 • 1h 12min
Douchebag Ben Shapiro knock-offs keep thinking they're smarter than Ketanji Brown Jackson
The discussion kicks off with a humorous take on lazy media writing and the obsession some commentators have with Ketanji Brown Jackson's Supreme Court nomination. The team critiques biased narratives undermining her impressive qualifications while diving into the politics of identity and diversity in the judiciary. They analyze the absurdity of recent Senate debates on gender identity, reflect on the hypocrisy in political discourse, and playfully dissect the careers of younger conservative writers, highlighting the challenges of misinformation in legal contexts.

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Sep 2, 2025 • 60min
Brown v. Board v. Science
Delve into the landmark Brown v. Board of Education case and its revolutionary impact on educational segregation. Discover how social science played a crucial role in the legal fight for racial equality. Explore the groundbreaking doll studies by K.B. and Mammy Clark that revealed the psychological effects of segregation on Black children. Hear personal anecdotes from those affected by segregation and learn about Thurgood Marshall’s strategic legal maneuvers. The discussion highlights the enduring legacy of this pivotal decision in the fight for justice.

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Aug 29, 2025 • 1h 2min
Did a Federal Judge Really Just Shutter Alligator Alcatraz?
The podcast dives into the ongoing plight of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a wrongfully deported Salvadoran asylum seeker, revealing the complexities of U.S. immigration law. It debates the recent federal judge's decision to shut down the controversial 'Alligator Alcatraz' in Florida, touching on environmental and native rights issues. The hosts unpack the president's unprecedented move to fire a Federal Reserve board member and explore the potential economic fallout. Finally, they discuss the resilience of the judiciary against rising tensions in the legal landscape.

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Aug 27, 2025 • 1h 53min
Maxwell's Silver Yammer, Part 2
Explore the layers of Ghislaine Maxwell's controversial interview and the absurdities of the justice system. Delve into the dubious narratives surrounding high-profile scandals, legal labyrinths, and the intricacies of plea negotiations. The conversation critiques the superficial responses from the DOJ and examines the implications of Epstein's connections. With humor, the hosts navigate financial entanglements, challenge witness testimonies, and ponder the motivations behind Maxwell's potential pardon, all while illuminating the complexities of power and perception.

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Aug 27, 2025 • 1h 37min
The Ghislaine Maxwell Interview Was Institutional Corruption Like We've Never Seen Before. Truly.
Liz Skeen, a defense attorney and former OA NYC bureau chief, joins the conversation to dissect the ramifications of Ghislaine Maxwell's recent proffer session with the DOJ. They explore the audacity of Maxwell's claims amidst implications of institutional corruption. The discussion touches on the legal intricacies of immunity and the troubling dynamics of high-profile political connections. Skeen highlights the absurdities of the case and the shadows cast over accountability in the justice system. This is a profound analysis of corruption entwined with power.

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Aug 22, 2025 • 1h 5min
Republicans Are Messing with Texas
Texas lawmakers are in hot water as one files a habeas petition to escape the state capitol. The redistricting plan raises eyebrows, with experts warning it could be illegal and threaten democracy. Immigration policy takes a turn with memos granting broad powers on a person's 'good moral character.' Meanwhile, a quirky legal battle brews between Columbia Sportswear and Columbia University over trademarks. The implications of these events on voter rights and representation reveal the chaos of Texas politics.

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Aug 20, 2025 • 1h 19min
The Boston Globe put out two bootlicking Trump op-eds in one week. What are we DOING
In this episode, the hosts dive into two controversial op-eds from the Boston Globe, dissecting the normalization of military presence in political discourse. They question the justification for deploying the National Guard in response to localized crime, reflecting on the implications for civil liberties. The absurd notion of Trump deserving a Nobel Peace Prize is scrutinized amidst ongoing conflicts. The group critiques ineffectual conservative narratives and the challenges of representing diverse opinions within media, while emphasizing the need for deeper understanding in political discussions.

Aug 18, 2025 • 56min
The Most Important LGTBQ Rights Case You’ve Never Heard Of
Discover the pivotal 1958 case that lifted the veil on LGBTQ rights and obscenity laws. The discussion dives into the revolutionary ONE magazine, showcasing its cultural significance and progressive views during a constrained era. Tune into the evolution of legal definitions surrounding obscenity and how they impact free expression today. The hosts also touch on the psychological benefits of acceptance in public, linking historical battles for rights with modern challenges. This engaging dialogue combines humor with a nuanced examination of a lesser-known, yet crucial, legal landmark.


