My Brother, My Brother And Me

Somehow, Willy Wonka has returned with all sorts of strange treats to look out for – and we mean LOOK OUT. Like massive cell blobs or flubbers, pizza pickle platters, and Slipknot masks. You've been warned.Suggested talking points: Swamp Your Wonka; To-Goo List; Reverse Anxiety; Mick on Mask; Mate, Feed, Kill; Doxx Your Mom; Loose Miasma of Donut DreamsEquality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/

We’ve heard some positive affirmations about that Naming of the Year episode energy, so have we got one with that same energy for you, smack dab in the middle of the year! You know, as a check-in, just to make sure those vibes are still there. Suggested talking points: Mr. Big Jeans, Webs n’ Posies, Farm-to-Table Anesthetic, Observation Veto Power, Schrödinger’s Joke, Hurtling towards Seinfeldville Equality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/

We know sometimes the advice we give is unusual, but we would have a 100% success rate if people just followed it. Like some of the questions in this episode, which could just be solved easily with a desk full of jelly and knocking down all of the walls. Or, if all else fails, dual percussive massagers.Suggested talking points: Simply the Guest, Cyber Salsa and Cryptacos, Deez Sour Balls, Theraguns Akimbo, Talk Nerdy to Me, Flay Bobby FlayBrady United: https://www.bradyunited.org/ 

The big question we’re addressing this week is: when is Griffin gonna pick a lane? Thanks to the ever-fruitful resource that is wikiHow, we’ve finally figured it out and ended up with the classic podcast trio of Disney Dad, Cool Emo Dude, and Siren Goddess.Suggested talking points: Allucard Stakes, Ice Cream Truckers, Lil’ Creamer, Seinfeld Babies, Smash Me Mommy, Gothffice worker, Whopper Memento, A Red Burger Now and a Red Shit Tomorrow.Brady United: https://www.bradyunited.org/

This episode is absolutely not sponsored by Alpha Legends 16: Fingers of the Resistence, the best mobile game about backpack management and customization. But if you use the special code TravIspoWeRninety-nine, you're guaranteed to get Jansport or better. That is, if you're good at games. You have to be good in order to spin good.Suggested talking points: Don't Tell the FCC About Podcasts, Butter Slaps, Heard, Chef, 'Speriment School, Be Careful with Genies, One Degree from BeansBrady United: https://www.bradyunited.org/

You know, when we first made this deal with the djinn where we have to talk about Star Wars every May 4th in exchange for eternal life, it sounded like a great deal. But as time passes steadily into a future where the stars no longer exist, we find ourselves longing to talk about things like money candles, different Shreks, and stadium hamburgers.Suggested talking points: The Big Bazinga, Fump Kumpton, Beer Time-Out, Masterclass Perv, Is it Anointed?, Don’t Lick a ShrekBrady United: https://www.bradyunited.org/

We’re on the road, so we’re bringing y’all a throwback best-of clip show, including the historic first ever Haunted Doll Watch.  Suggested talking points: Teen Google, Beef Nuggets, Caterpillar Mysteries, Stroking to Death, Salmon Burgers, Spanky Gazpacho, Babypizza  Brady United: https://www.bradyunited.org/

Live from AUSTIN, at the Moontower Comedy Festival, the boys are back on the country roads with advice for Texas about sexy legos, Twisted Gen Z fast food, and bread that is so flat that it's TOO flat. Why is it so flat??Suggested talking points: Another Boy Space, That Good John Tesh History, Frasier Frasier, Joseph Gordon Levitating, Pretzables, No Longer Serving in the War on CreepersTransgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/ 

Have we got a deal for you! Pick a very high value coin – like the PR 70 Deep Cameo PCGS Quarter. Yeah, the one that's worth $17,250. You can have it! The only thing is that you have to . . . you have to eat the quarters.Suggested talking points: Heaven Gets Screeners, Occam's Candybar, KangarooGirl@example.com, Bat Bones, Poo-doku, Hungry for ChangeTransgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/ 

Strap in, y’all, we’re getting intellectual in this one. We read about De Broglie wavelengths and we tried to use ‘em to let us enjoy a special frozen drink while watching the new Grease TV show, but that got too complicated. So instead we traveled to an alternate universe and set ourselves up for a PERFECT callback. Suggested talking points: Big City Foley, Every Day’s a Day, Personal Pan Nobel Pizza Prize, Thanksgiving Wedding, Grease is the DrinkTransgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/